Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 08, 2009

poncho is too slow at realizing things

Plankie can earn his keep.

Good idea, Margueritem—-Plankie earning his keep. But Poochie isn’t going to go for it. Now, what?

Seems like a shelf-ish idea to me.

I just glad he didn’t knock Fishes water bowl over with that thing.

Brilliant idea!

Looks like a good idea. Put some knick knacks up there.

Good place to put the cans of cat food, eh Poncho. LOL

Yes, a perfect place for plankie. Put lots of fragile items on plankie. They can serve as a burglar alarm and maybe it will even work as a disguise.

“When you’re weary Feeling small When tears are in your eyes I will dry them all”

Oh sweet Plankie, you gave Poncho succor when he was a pup, and strength to fight for what is his! But this…. a shelf, a mere shelf!

“I’m on your side When times get rough And friends just can’t be found Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down”

Sadness surely reigns this day, and blindness, yes blindness to loves’ insistent glory!

“Nobody will ever find me here! It’s brilliant!!”

“Hidden in plain sight” – what a wonderful security system. Magnum PI used it to hide an audio tape recording of a bribe conversation he was trying to protect. Put it in a case that said ‘Pink Floyd’ or something like that, and then put it on the shelf with his other music cassettes.

THIS should work like a charm. But wait, Wasn’t the board from a ROTTING porch? Will it hold weight? Oh, the suspense is killing me! :)

Eh Poncho, this is a multi-bird on one stone solution:

Plankie earns his keep You can be assured that Plankie will not be stolen It’s less stressful on your arms…

I dunno; I think he looks a little stiff up there.