Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 01, 2006
December 31, 2005
January 02, 2006
Transcript:
Captain Victory: In the old days, you could grab a crook off the street and throw him in jail yourself! But nowadays it's all "Due Process" this and "Habeas Corpus" that! I've got to read people their rights! It's ridiculous! Ralston: Well, how would you rfeel if someone swooped you up and threw you in jail without the chance to defend yourself? Captain Victory: I'd just bend open the bars! Ralston: Well, what if they were nucleotronic or something, and you couldn't? Captain Victory: Hmmm...I think I see what you are saying. As long as I can stay away from these "nucleotronica bars," I can escape accountability! Ralston: I think you're missing the point of this whole "justice system" concept here... Captain Victory: "Don't get caught"! I get it! I get it!
UlfPeterLangenbach over 5 years ago
And, don’t get framed.
Or, be rich enough to pay for a change of “having been caught” to “having been framed”.
Jab Jr 1957 almost 3 years ago
Besides, it’s illegal to bend open the bars and break out of jail.