La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 11, 2009

…are the aliens on ‘V’ illegals?…

Our whole country was settled by foreigners. Pity the natives.

For what it’s worth, Greg Melvin is an editor at Universal Press Syndicate. www.amuniversal.com/ups/ups_officers.htm

Sure sounds like you broke the code, athensga (How ‘bout them dogs?). But now I wonder if it’s a harmless in-joke or more of an editorial comment…

Bistro? Sounds French, let’s burn it down. “Nacho Mama’s” sells Mexican Soul Food. Now that’s American.

Esto está llegando a ser más y más patético cada día.

No way am I going to translate that; Mel Grevin is ruining the strip. Whatever happened to America being called as “La Tierra de la Oportunidad”?

Chuy to Chad doesn’t sound that great either. At least the first letters of his name are the same.

See, this whole storyline didn’t make a lot of sense, until Lou Dobbs announced he was leaving CNN on his show tonight.

Dobbs: “Over the past six months, it’s become increasingly clear that strong winds of change have begun buffeting this country and affecting all of us. And some leaders in media, politics and business have been urging me to go beyond the role here at CNN and to engage in constructive problem solving, as well as to contribute positively to a better understanding of the great issues of our day.”

So how long have you been working on this deal, Lalo? ^_^