Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 13, 2002
October 12, 2002
October 14, 2002
Transcript:
Man: My grandmother left me this solid silver beer stein once used by the King himself. How much should I have it insured for? antique dealer: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha King: I bought this vase for my mother, but before I give it to her, can you tell me what it's worth? antique dealer: How much did you pay for it? King: Twelve quid antique dealer: Ah, yes...there's a mare here that shows sho it was made by King: I knew it, I knew it! How much can I get for it? antique dealer: Mr.Swynde's work is known to antique dealers across the kingdom. King: Yes? yes? antique dealer: he didn't again...you've been *Swyndled*
