Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 04, 2009

It’s just as good a theory as any other.

bleeep that Alan Shepard. D a r n gets a bleep? Damn.

I got confused when I reached the 4th panel. Isn’t this a Lio cartoon?

CAN THIS FISHERMAN EVER BE TRUTHFUL?! Sorry, this guy does me me irritable sometimes. But when was the last time Eddie had been truthful about anything?

Ned, I guess Eddie models himself after Commander McBragg–except that he can’t imitate the British accent or end anything with “quite”.

ROFL

If the truth you seek, to the cat on his shoulder you must speak

Fictional? Oh man! Next you’re going to tell me that Garfield is fictional too…

Mr. Wiley PRO, “You do know that these are fictional characters, don’t you?” If you knew anything about Mr. Miller’s work, you would understand that these characters are not fictional. Net1360, Captain Eddie is telling the truth, he is an ex NASA space ship captain. He was there!

Former Republican President Richard Nixon, developed a “Disinformation Unit” within the United States government to hide the Republican Party’s affiliation with Satan. [Jesus doesn’t want us going to the moon!] Defectors from this rogue agency are sworn to secrecy, on penalty of death. The only option they have to tell the world what truly happens is to become comic strip illustrators.

Captain Eddie’s story is supported by another former Disinformation Officer, John Deering who yesterday addressed some of Captain Eddie’s problems on the moon in his strip Strange Brew (020309).

Mr. Wiley PRO and Net1360, if neither of you are going to take this strip seriously, I must demand that you stop viewing it as well as commenting.

You will all have to excuse me now. General Elvis has just ordered me and Dilbert to board the space ship. We’re handing out Bibles on the planet Mars and must disengage the unholy Mars rovers!

PS Rosedragon, Garfield is an undercover agent who has been working for me for some time. His mission has been to get me under the covers of the media. He’s done a very poor job, I might add.

Net1360 says: CAN THIS FISHERMAN EVER BE TRUTHFUL?! Sorry, this guy does me me irritable sometimes. But when was the last time Eddie had been truthful about anything?

You forget - Flo doubted him until the giant lobsters attacked and had to be fought off with mayonaise…

Way to go. Now you’ve pissed off the man on the moon.

WOW it’s just fun:D In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.- Robert Frost

Don’t anyone believe a single word that NUT JOB Toon Monitor says! Scott Adams, through him off his blog after the NSA notified Dilbert that he was giving away ‘Top Secret Highly Classified’ US government information on his web site. Mr. Adams discussed the problems of this information leak with Bill Gates and both of them hired a libertarian assassin to kill him.

Everyone remember, all good red-blooded heterosexual white Christian men and women blame the Democrats for everything. It’s in the Bible look it up, in between the Old and New Testament’s in the book of Reagan 1:1.

Geeez….to tell a story like that…..Makes me wonder what he is smokin’ in that pipe…..

Is he a liar? Or does he just have the average American’s grasp on history/the world? http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/08/you-laughed-at-.html

Where is Graceland and Never Never Land?

1N10 says:

Don’t anyone believe a single word that NUT JOB Toon Monitor says! Scott Adams, through him off his blog after the NSA notified Dilbert that he was giving away ‘Top Secret Highly Classified’ US government information on his web site. Mr. Adams discussed the problems of this information leak with Bill Gates and both of them hired a libertarian assassin to kill him.

NOT TRUE, NOT TRUE, NOT TRUE!!! …. it was not a libertarian, it was a Librarian, and she used the Dewy Decimal system as her weapon! Get it straight guys, the fate of our nation depends on it. (uh… that and a decent curry sauce.)

Good heavens, If we can’t trust the comics for facts what’s left??

I just saw where Calvin questions the existance of Santa….I read the French are attacking ID….and now THIS!!

I’m so confused. Don’t know what to believe anymore.

grazer says: I’m so confused. Don’t know what to believe anymore. Well Grazer, Believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales. Believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his…. Believe 8 of the 10 Commandments. Believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there’s a game on. Believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy. Believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress. Believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

Thanks to Steve Martin.

Reminds me of the movie ‘Coneheads’.

Warning! Fenyugreek Tubbsbottl lll, 63440 and Dilbert have notified the NSA. They’re tapping your computers and phone lines!

The Dewy Decimal system (!CODE!) weapon! Is Top Secret level 12!

Mr. Wiley PRO, you can do as DoctorToon suggested and eliminate their posts, the fate of our nation depends on it.

AND IT’S manias mayonnaise NOT curry sauce!!! GOD HELP US!!!! What are we going to do if Charlie Brown gets this information! He’ll give it to the killer Peanut terrorists!

Wasn’t it Obi Wan who said, “What I told you was the truth, from a certain point of view.”

And I love Eddie. The lobsters were my favorite story so far. He and Danae should run for office in 2012. ;o)

wndrwrthg I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Woody Allen A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to. Thomas Hardy < Capt. Eddie?, then he wouldn’t be…> Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. Aldous Huxley

1N10: Re your post…. * Absolutely delicious!*

The wolf barks at Midnite, Sue’s yer Ducky. 192-2664-72246-1

Arf Arf ARf! &mbsp;

PhD -Piled Higher and Deeper :0000 Here’s an extra one Burgundy2

The real reason we didn’t go back to the Moon