Pat Oliphant for June 28, 2005

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Dog: Well, guys, they've finally done it - I think we're in here to be put down. Dog 2: Put down??!! I thought we were in here to get our nails clipped! Dog 3: We'll appeal to the Supreme Court - they would never let that happen! Dog 4: We shoulda taken 'em on when we had the chance. 'Stead of bein' lap dogs, we shoulda bit 'em. Dog 5: They would never dare do anything to us. Don't they know who we are? Character: 'Dog bites right-wing conservative president'...Is that news? Punk: Only if it happens