Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 21, 2003

Transcript:

Elf: Who's the big clumsy guy on the toy line? Elf 2: Oh, Santa brought him in. he's in the "idiot husband without a present for his wife protection program." December is here, Christmas is nigh. I haven't a clue as to what I should buy. She gave me ideas the whole year before whenever we went out to the store. But did I listen? Did I take note? No, I did not. And now I'm the goat. So Santa, please come and take me away, because after Christmas I'll have nowhere to stay.