FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 18, 2009

Trying? He’s praying.

Not hard enough, evidently.

Someone in my elementary school got expelled for less than that.

How is he launching six paper airplanes at once?

does anyone know if there is going to be a ‘complete foxtrot’?

ha, got to love that!

Bill Amend has done it again!

611Kwel says: “How is he launching six paper airplanes at once”?

Remember, this is Jason Fox you are talking about and he is desperate. By the way, there are seven airplanes.

actually there are 8 planes and it is easy just stack four together in each hand, i used to torment my sister like that

Knowing Jason, he probably has an insta-paper plane launcher, capable of shooting out paper planes at a speed of one every second.

Skoally says: “actually there are 8 planes and it is easy just stack four together in each hand, i used to torment my sister like that”.

You are absolutely right, there are eight planes. I should know not to try to do higher math before my coffee kicks in.

Reminds me of seventh grade English.

LOL! Keep trying, Jason.

The Knight Who Says EKKE Ekke ekke p!tang zoo boing (unintelligible muttering) says:

Knowing Jason, he probably has an insta-paper plane launcher, capable of shooting out paper planes at a speed of one every second.

~For my 7th grade science fair project, I actually made a paper plane launcher and shot 100 (literally) paper airplanes one at a time, 3 times each. Needless to say, when I brought the launcher and 100 paper airplanes to the science fair (which was in the high school gym and was for grades K-12 in my fairly large town), it became… interesting, especially when people wanted to ‘just try it’.

Yeah, he must really despise it, to chose to get detention instead.

Seems a rather tame response to being asked to play golf. Of course, if his father was asking him to WATCH golf, then Jason would simply have to report him to the authorities for child abuse.

doodle doodle pencil fart

Jason has a point.