FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 06, 2009
February 05, 2009
February 07, 2009
Transcript:
Roger: Sweetheart, don't you think you might be getting a little carried away? You've seen "Titanic" how many times now? Twenty-four? Watching it over and over isn't going to change the ending... the oat sinks! It's sad, but what's done is done! Andy: I know, but at least while I'm in the theater, it's like everyone's still alive for those six hours. Roger: Um, don't you mean three hours? Andy: I can't drive all the way to the cineplex and just see it once.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Titanic revisited, the story of a ship that sinks…and…sinks…and…sinks…no matter how many times you see it…it sinks. You know, now that I think about it, watching Leonardo drown isn’t…such a bad thing.
pschearer Premium Member about 15 years ago
SPOILER ALERT: The Titanic sinks, Pearl Harbor gets attacked, Hitler survives the bombing attempt,… Let’s see… any other movie surprises? Oh yes, Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
mfboyd about 15 years ago
King Kong is shot off the empire state building, and Tim Allen will save Christmas for one mere year, barely.
MSoules about 15 years ago
The shoe fits…………
briankblough about 15 years ago
And Nick shoots himself in the head. Guess the film; win a prize! Hint: My 2nd favorite movie, ever, next to Full Metal Jacket..
Sternvogel about 15 years ago
Rosebud is his sled.
shadowcougar8 about 15 years ago
If she goes to the theatres twice a day, every day, for 5 days, at the theatre i work at, that would cost 125 CDN, not including overpriced concesions, but th e free refills on larges might save some money
ewennick about 15 years ago
I went to see a matinee of “L.A. Confidential” on my day off while Titanic was playing. There was a gaggle of teenaged girls who came out of Titanic with their mascara streaked down to their chin, went into the bathroom to wash up, then turned around to go right back and watch the darned thing again. Apparently they weren’t the only ones!
bluetopazcrystal about 15 years ago
I loved that movie, but I could never watch it again, too sad an end. But I loved it when the necklace got thrown over board. However it could have been given to her grandchildren, as well. Bought them a house, or an education, something good. Just some random thoughts.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Titanic huge gross profit. Who knew they only needed six people to go and see it, over and over and over and over, etc. on into infinitum.
mrprongs about 15 years ago
Rosebud is a sled. Bruce Willis is dead in the 6th Sense. The Planet Of The Apes is Earth in the future. Soilent Greens is People. Ernest saves christmas, goes to jail, and is scared stupid. Simone is a computer simulation.
oribassi about 15 years ago
re: #1 redskins fan Fight Club –
kfaatz925 about 15 years ago
And the ring gets tossed into the fiery chasm.
Hugh B. Hayve about 15 years ago
King Arthur gets arrested.
briankblough about 15 years ago
Oribassi-Sorry, no prize for you! the movie was “The Deerhunter” starring Robert DeNiro and Merryl Streep. Nick was played by Christopher Walkken.
foxtrotluver99 about 15 years ago
im flying jack flying… im swimming jack swimming
Zubhan over 10 years ago
in a sense, shes a sadist, she wants to watch people drown twice a day o.O
sunchaunzo over 6 years ago
Titanic was SO sappy. When it comes to long movies, I like Fiddler on the Roof and Gone With the Wind!
calvin.hobbes about 4 years ago
Voldemort dies.