FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 22, 2003

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  about 4 years ago

    I actually like eggnog and cannot perceive anybody not liking it

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    BrenHanks  over 3 years ago

    eggnog is really good but i hate drinking alot of it

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    Ummm... What?  over 3 years ago

    How do you not like something that packs 400 calories in a small glass???

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    phoenixnyc  over 2 years ago

    It’s sure a great party, and you’re a great host,But please, no more egg nog, ‘cause egg nog is gross!

    Egg nog is gooey, it sticks in my throat,It’s icky, it’s yucky, and it makes me bloat!

    Egg nog by the gallon, egg nog by the cupTastes just the same going down, as it does coming up!

    I’ll wrap up your presents with ribbon and tag,But please, no more egg nog, ’cause it makes me gag!

    (Note to advertisers – I remember every word of that song, but if you put a gun to my head, I wouldn’t be able to tell you what the commercial was advertising.)

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