FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 17, 2002

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Jason: Top o' the mornin' to ya, Pappy! Roger: It's good to see you in the St. Patrick's Day spirit, son. Jason: I'm glad to hear you say that. later I'll be donning a Notre Dame jersey and performing selected jigs from "Riverdance" while whistling the Irish Spring soap jingle, while tossing Lucky Charms cereal into the air after dyeing my entire body green, all out in front of the house so the whole neighborhood can watch. Unless you where to, say, lift Mom's ban on video games and glue me to the television... Roger: I can see why so many people head for bars today.