FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 04, 1997

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Eileen: Phoebe and I were thinking about going swimming. Care to join us? Jason: Whoa. Obviously, you don't understand. You're girls. We're boys. That means that when we see you in bathing suits, we have an involuntary reaction to retch until we die, or to poke our eyes out with sticks. Sorry. Phoebe: You'd think someone would have told Madison Avenue this. Eileen: Fine. Toodles. Jason: But, seeing as there's nothing else to do... Marcus: I suppose we could just look away...