Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 30, 2010

Something’s wrong here with his logic…

Gee, sounds good to me, let’s elect him to be president couldn’t be any worse!!!!

That’s disgusting!

It is logic! A spacial kind of it!!! That do only understand spacial people!! One Euro for it!!!

As logical as Congress paying farmers not to grow something.

Okay, so, I won’t have a glass, do I get paid???

Capitalism at it’s best?

He seems to be aiming to be the CEO of one of the major banks or mortgage companies.

**Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning L’Wolf! Good Morning Grog!**

Soon there will be entire shopping malls where people pay not to buy the junk in there.

This is like giving money to banks that fail because they can’t handle money.

Good point, MontanaLady.

Susie just might have the anti-dote.

This is something only Calvin would try!

G’Morning Grog, Marg & Mike!

Truth in advertising, at last!

Whatever it takes to make money!!!

Verrrry enterprizing.

Sounds like international Political dealings.

agpeter (from yesterday), “But where is Hobbes’s shovel?” Apparently, Calvin is using it. As I said yesterday, “The handle is a bit long for Calvin, though.” BTW, your further comment “…and the job would be done in no time at all” is exactly opposite to what Calvin said about doing it by himself, “This is going to take forever.” Isn’t it interesting how ‘eggs’ceedingly hyperbolic terminology emphasizes the point you want to make. “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” Mt. 19:24; see also Mk. 10:25 and Lk. 18:25

I typed the n in in on the BTW line. Why doesn’t it fit?

What will happen if you don’t pay?

And in the last frame Calvin looks so optimistically expectant that any minute now someone will come by and actually pay $1 to actually not drink a glass of Calvin’s DEBiLitatinG DiSEaSE DRiNK.

Hey Calvin.. i dont want to get ill.. please give me 5 not to have disease large drinks to not drink here… hahaha

At least we know that if one day Calvin came to grow, he will figure it out how to get some money to live

slayer and calvin&hobbes rules!!!

Personally, I think more people & kids need to eat dirt. LOL Especially kids. Myself and many of my friends tasted dirt when we were young - both on impulse and not by choice, and now we are relatively quite healthy in our later years (50+). Consider that last to how “healthy” children are currently, and you see so many allergies, ailments, etc., and it’s just one more nail in the coffin for the decline of the human race within “civilized” North America.

I’m with you on this margueritem. :-)

nice.. satirical..

Pay us to leave the oil in the ground.

Pay us to leave the oil in the ground.

You have a sick mind, Calvin. And he has the nerve to sell it for a buck.

Calvin trying on various career hats in this one: lawyer, salesman, politician. Oh wait, they’re all sort of the same thing - duh…..

BINGO!, johndoe424, my sentiments exactly!! I flag them, also.

Right on, algurka. I even flagged you guys. Bet you I get flagged now. LOL

Well, with this business, he is owed about 6.8 billion dollars

Calvin probably thinks that Susie is stupid enough to try his drainage drink. Face it Calvin, Hobbes has more common sense

Given some of the strange and gross things kids are known to eat (“Mud Pie” anyone?), I’m sure any minute now, some little kid will come along and be more than willing to pay good money for a big glass of sludge just to see what it tastes like!

:-P

I just love Calvin’s expression in the last panel, sitting there hands folded, waiting patiently!

I LOVE his happily expectant expression in the last panel :)

Wow, now that is all kinds of twisted!

You just want to grab them and squish them both they’re just so bleeep cute!!

Wow!! And that was only the word you use to mend socks! Strick here, huh? I have every book on these two, and no matter how many times you read them (As you know) You always get a kick.