Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 07, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    ACK!!!!!

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    Good advice Hobbes.

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    MontanaLady  almost 14 years ago

    Always knew Hobbes was the “Guardian Angel” type!

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    The comic shows Calvin’s last days on earth (via Mom and Dad).

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    COWBOY7  almost 14 years ago

    I think Mom will be bothered now!

    Good Morning, Mike, Fran, Grog, Marg and all.

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    hawgowar  almost 14 years ago

    They should lock Calvin in the trunk for a week and feed him nothing but beans.

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    ladywolf17  almost 14 years ago

    Someone’s in trouble! And It’s not me.

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    rentier  almost 14 years ago

    Hobbes means it’s better to rescue Calvin!

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    moronbis  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin is so considerate even in times of distress… warning others about a wild car…. :D

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    kpreethy  almost 14 years ago

    stop the car someone ……….wait a min wat face or wat wouls she say if she saw the car in a ver ver very disfigured way……….!!!!! PRAY FOR CALVIN!!

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    ihobbes  almost 14 years ago

    Oh no! Good thinking H.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I can’t look. Tell me when it’s over!

    Good Morning, Mike, Marg & ♠Lonewolf

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    kreole  almost 14 years ago

    Mom will just be glad Calvin wasn’t hurt. Dad will want a vasectomy.

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    lazygrazer  almost 14 years ago

    Wonder if he’ll be tried as an adult…

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    harrietbe  almost 14 years ago

    Good morning all!

    Wild car!? Wild kid!!! Boy, is he in trouble now.

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    Poduval  almost 14 years ago

    @somebodyshort: Good one :)

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    Manitobaman  almost 14 years ago

    Not anything to brag about, and not funny, but I had to chase a truck like that once. I was lucky….I was able to catch it. Fortunately, I was only a few steps away and the door was still open. The things a guy will do when he’s tired !!

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    Herocoder  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin’s father and myself thought Calvin was too young to already wreck his parents’ cars ..

    How naive!!!

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    Magic_Al  almost 14 years ago

    This was in the paper last year, I know what happens

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    Puddleglum2  almost 14 years ago

    “Wild Thing” - The Troggs

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    Puddleglum2  almost 14 years ago

    “Whoa! Whoa!” Since you’ve been horsing around, Calvin, why didn’t you pull on the reins?

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    Puddleglum2  almost 14 years ago

    Just as a rolling stone gathers ‘momentum’, so does a rolling car on a slanted driveway! …”no mas, no mas!”

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    bald  almost 14 years ago

    find a good place to hide guys, i think there is going to be some screaming in a few minutes

    i can relate to this, when i was 15, i was sitting with my girlfriend in her parents car and she hit the shift lever (stick shift) into neutral. the car rolled across the road and into a telephone pole

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    davidf42  almost 14 years ago

    I love the facial expressions. Hilarious!

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    Florb  almost 14 years ago

    I love this particular strip; Hobbes shows his strong protective instinct for Calvin.

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    fran650  almost 14 years ago

    ‘Morning Mike an Loki.

    Wild Car! Priceless!!

    At what age does the word consequence enter a childs vocabulary?

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    In the USPS, roll-aways are grounds for immediate dismissal. Only happened to me a few times. First you get very religious ,bargaining with God. Then you look around wildly to see if anyone noticed. Then acceptance, “It wasn’t my fault,”

    Calvin, take the Civil Service Exam. You’re a natural.

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    Rakkav  almost 14 years ago

    Only a few times???

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    jonathan.james  almost 14 years ago

    I had to repair a garage where the wife had driven through the back wall and into the back yard. Long story, and quite understandable. But she told me later on, “I wish Harald would get mad at me. All he does is smile and chuckle …” It works.

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    Rise22  almost 14 years ago

    It’s only funny if no one gets hurt…

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    contu  almost 14 years ago

    do we havta wait till tomorrow to find out?

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    bonnevilledriver  almost 14 years ago

    Oh…this can’t be good…

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    mike.firesmith  almost 14 years ago

    Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning L’Wolf! Good Morning Grog!

    This is what happened to my friend. She was in the car when it started rolling, could not get it stopped once it started to move, and she leapt out as it crossed SR62 where the car…

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    GeneGene  almost 14 years ago

    I can just feel the PANIC that Calvin feels right now - poor kid as he thinks about what is going to happen the car and further more what he is going to have to face when his parents find out. I would not want to be in his shoes right now!

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    GeneGene  almost 14 years ago

    OH NO OH NO it is near tragic for Calvin but funny as hell to me at the same time. LOL

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    MatureCanadian  almost 14 years ago

    Too funny. Happened with the 2 year old next door in the car. He crawled into the open car and released the parking brake (like he’d seen his Dad do) and the car slid down the driveway. It was a nice day and the whole neighbourhood was outside chatting in the dusk. Luckily no damage to the car or the boy. Everybody jumped on the car and got it stopped before any damage was done.

    I think now, twenty years later maybe his parents can laugh at it without blanching. I should forward this to himat work; he’s a firefighter.

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    kab2rb  almost 14 years ago

    I was out walking and last week most excitment I’ve seen in a while. Usually just a normal walking day. 1)mom has a stroler with two little ones, bigger and small both boys, 2) dad in car 3) dog outside running owner is dad 2 so dad did park his car got out and started running after the dog, dog is having a good time 4) neighbors not happy teenager driving a truck suv turns to fast hits 3 vehicles all parked and finally hit two cars back and front and his suv front frame all damaged, passanger runs home to report incident cops there.

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    rentier  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin doesn’t want to bother Mom, he is sweating for fear!

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    But how does a stuffed tiger stop a runaway boy? Calvin’s fertile imagination truly transcends belief when he can make himself (via Hobbes) stop.

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    NashvilleMac  almost 14 years ago

    Frankly, this one is not Calvin’s fault. Didn’t Mom or Dad ever hear of a parking brake???

    Leaving a sedan in a position where a ten-year-old can push it into an uncontrolled roll - that’s misbehaving.

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    dflak  almost 14 years ago

    I can picture the phone call to the office now, “He did WHAT???”

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    Smiley Rmom  almost 14 years ago

    Our (then) 4 year old son climbed into our SUV (yes, same one as yesterday’s story, with 2nd son this time) while it was parked on our driveway. For some reason, both front doors were open, and he thought they looked like wings. He decided to play “airplane” and got it into neutral. Backed all the way to the neighbor’s property line, where a barbed wire fence stopped it. We were very thankful the steering wheel wasn’t turned, or it could have been over a cliff instead! (Side property line is a loooong drop down.) All of us adults went running after the SUV, but it was rolling faster than any of us could run.

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    ratlum  almost 14 years ago

    Its a runner away

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    stuart  almost 14 years ago

    For an adult version:

    http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2009-05.html

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    khpage  almost 14 years ago

    I remember working on the set of Species 2 in Tooele, Utah and watching a Hummer slowly roll itself towards a couple of half million dollar Panaflex cameras. The directors and the camera guys jumped up asap and managed to get the car from trashing anything. Between that and a helicopter that nearly hit a cherry picker with another Panaflex in it, it was a fairly uneventful evening….

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    chinook2  almost 14 years ago

    NashvilleMac: Technically Calvin’s 6, but yes.

    Calvin’s parents didn’t think that Calvin would destroy the car until 10 years later.

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    hobbsfriend  almost 14 years ago

    maturecanadian you really need to send this to your firefighter friend!lol this happened to my daughter,her kids took the van out of gear & it rolled it right into our truck! grandpa & mom both was really unhappy! no one or thing got damaged. if the truck had not been there it would have rolled into the yard where children were playing!

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    avonsalis  almost 14 years ago

    Those “gdam trial lawyers” probably got the automakers to build cars so that you can’t remove the key without putting them in Park, and you can’t shift out of Park without the key. Either that, or the “durned gummint” must’ve got them to do it.

    Anyway, people are safer than they were when Calvin was drawn, and there’s reasons for that.

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    Trisha_Evenstar  almost 14 years ago

    aww hobbes saved him, how sweet!

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 14 years ago

    algurka said: But how does a stuffed tiger stop a runaway boy?

    The same way he helped push the car out of the garage to begin with!

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    pintcape  almost 14 years ago

    when calvin said don’t worry he knows what he’s doing,my question,how did he get the car to move if it was in park?

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    lin4869  almost 14 years ago

    We left our 5-pound Pomeranian in the car while we went inside a restaurant for lunch. With all of his barking and jumping around, he managed to shift the car from park to neutral and the car rolled backwards into an empty parking space. (Whew–nothing damaged!)

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    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    Reminds me of this Sunday strip:

    “Suppose I did something bad. Should I tell Dad?” “How bad are we supposing?” … “Should we pretend it could be fixed?” “If we imagined he could find the car we could pretend it might be fixed.” … “Que pasa senorita? I am el fugitivo!”

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    violet_music  almost 14 years ago

    CAR ON THE LOOSE!! CAR ON THE LOOSE!! RUN AND GRAB YOUR CHILDREN!! :)

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    mhs1075  almost 14 years ago

    I was lucky enough to get to prevent this once. Living in Denver, I watched from my porch as a young women pulled to a stop (double parked) across the street from me, put her car in park, jumped out and ran into the house. She left a small child inside, who promptly wondered over and began playing with the shift lever (on the column). I was alert to the possibilities here, and watched carefully. Sure enough, he popped it out of park, and the car began rolling. I bolted after it and succeeded in getting in and stopping it before it hit anything. I have my doubts Calvin will be so lucky.

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    Dino-1  almost 14 years ago

    I think his goose is cooked!

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    T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas  about 9 years ago

    I actually love this strip because for a moment we see Hobbes step out of his stuffed animal sidekick mode. He actually becomes Calvin’s protector as he grabs him from behind and skids to a halt, yelling “It’s going to go into the road! Don’t follow it!” Hobbes may have just saved Calvin’s life.

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