Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 19, 2010

Calvin, with your rep, she wouldn’t have to squeal on you…

C & H the best

Mhhh.. calvin you’d better think something fast..

I think it’s time to start up a new file for Calvin. That one there is busting out already.

Hear that sound, Calvin? It’s a certain canary named Susie Derkins – and she’s singing your song!

Turn about………….

and fair play…………….

and all that stuff????

CALVIN!…………YOU’RE DOOMED!

Run away! run far far away!

Wouldn’t the teacher have already known the same thing about Calvin? I think there’s a conspiracy against Calvin here!

Maybe she’s trying to scare Susie into NOT interacting with Calvin. Good motive, I say.

Dum..De..Dum..Dum….

Susie, you will end up just like Frank Pantangeli for this!

And you earned it, you little, troublemaking bearer of false witness. You got caught red handed, TWICE!

Always blaming Calvin for your own indiscretions.

Calvin… now you need a lawyer… sue for defamation…

As reality slowly dawns on Calvin ….

i luv u susie

At last, Calvin has to go to the Principal, and so he’ll miss the lesson, when everybody shows the insect collection!!!!!!

And just why wouldn’t she tell the principal? She’s a good student who studies. Calvin is a little twerp who does nothing but cause trouble for everyone else - and the school has the file to prove it.

Like the saying goes….She who laughs last laughs the loudest.

A conspiracy against Calvin? Suzie is somehow to blame (leaving aside a regrettable but natural reaction to his usual, unrestrained pigheadedness)?

Have I wandered into Opposite World or what?

And oh yes, once again the spam has been canned.

calvin surely deserves it..

Flagged..

Calvin, with all these treacherous lies being spread, I would suggest a banana boat. Or become Capt Spiff.

I know Calvin is our hero, but I hope he really gets it on this one. In the first panel I thought he actually showed remorse and was worried about susie but it was only HIS hide he was worried about! She’s singin’ a beautiful song Calvin just like a little boid!

Get ready, Calvin. You’re up next.

Just the facts, ma’am.

A guilty conscience never sleeps Calvin.

Calvin, maybe you didn’t feel Susie’s finger, but you’ve been slapped down!

Flagged.

LLeRay: Now if that were true…. Why haven’t they done something to him yet? (i.e. detention, being expelled, etc.)

LOVE Calvin’s face in the third panel!

He’s only 6 and he’s got such a big file already. By the time he graduates (if he graduates), he’ll have a whole row of filing cabinets dedicated to him.

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Payback time!! Ouch!

Since when does it make you innocent, if someone else did it first? Twice! (Talking and note writing) Susie is responsible for her own actions. Tattling to deflect blame is a bad precedent for future life…

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Howdy Mike Firesmith and Loki.

Perusing old books show that Susie has written poison pen notes in the past. This is not new for her and she has become boring. I hope a Hobbes Hug is on the horizon.

All she had to do was tell the truth. But, she WAS talking in class, and she DID write a note - and not a very nice one at that.

Calvin will grow up to be fine upstanding man. He will however cherish his wildchildhood. Susie will become president of the un-tied states.

nighthawks: Where did you get my wheeza number? At least I know where all those charges from feather gloss r us came from.

Sounds like I missed reading another English challenged spammer. Sometimes I think they write these things idiotically to screen OUT intelligent recipients. Focus on the Fools.

Susie is singing your swan song, Calvin. You have been revealed as the Ugly Duckling!

where is hobbes?!!!! am i the only one missing the tiger here???

So old school Today, they’d be pulling up his files on the computer. Much quicker way to find the Calvin.

Had Hobbes been here, dradk, he’d have been tied up in con-science lab trying to find a guilty gene in Calvin’s body.

If Susie had raised her hand and complained to the teacher when Calvin was talking to her, she wouldn’t be in this situation now. Of course 6-year-olds don’t really have much foresight.

No pets in school, of course, even if he’s your best, and only, friend. Calvin is the little boy in all of us, Hobbes is the steadying influence, Susie the typical little girl who’s way ahead of the boys at her age and who is laying the groundwork for Calvin’s future relationships with the opposite sex. Calvin’s learning, slowly, that there are consequences to everything we do, and our fun is in watching him learn. Of course, there’s a little fellow up the road from me who could easily be Calvin … easily.

Is that the file on Calvin from DocT’s ‘toon archive?

What a delight. I am enjoying the suspense here. What is going to happen to Calvin now that the principal is in on the truth? How will Susie be treated when she returns to class? How will the teacher respond to the principal’s actions? And where oh where is Hobbes? I miss him too.

Run Calvin Run

A reputation is difficult to overcome. Especially when it’s well documented.

Susie, Susie, Susie. Could you really be so naive as to think the principal would not believe you?

Calvin better have a quick talk with his lawyer Hobbes. He’s gonna need Hobbes’ services fairly soon, I suspect…by the way, Hobbes is the senior partner of the law firm of Blah & Woof….

That’s a nice trap you have conjured up for Calvin, Susie! First you remind him of his “incomplete” bug collection at the bus stop, get him all mortified and then make him talk to you in the class, get caught yourself and then rat him out to the principal. Susie, you’re one twisted evil girl.

And I thought the school would know better than to even try to keep a file on Calvin. By now, Calvin should be a famous rock star troublemaker in his school.

Poor Calvin, dooms day about here. Where is Hobbes when you need him?

It’s way beyond time to begin another new “Calvin The Troublemaker” file, Mr. Principal! This one is so full it’s bursting at the seams! It’s so crowded in that folder that papers are escaping and flying everywhere!

HEARSAY, I TELL YOU, HEARSAY! The defense rests.

1 word Calvin “BUSTED”

Man, i hate how the kids who get in trouble the most are blamed for everything. When something bad happens, the person is automatically blamed.

Calvin call Steve Dallas he just got the axe murderess off. He is your best bet. That is if you can escape Susie after school.

What is he in, like kindergarden….

It’s time for Spaceman Spiff to make his move and escape ffom the prison camp!!!

Balls of fire such a valuable lesson learned together . In years to come they will tell their children about this and wink to each other as they reminisce.

Morning Marg! Morning Fran and Kizzzy!

Better late than never!

calovin you are guilty unless you plead insanity. DO IT!

and isnt calvin in grade 1 wth are they trying to pull? susie dont believe him its a trap!! its too convenient!! RUN 4 IT!!

LOL, now Calvin’s going to get it.

One of our classmates in school got in trouble so many times with her that she said one day, “Why bother?!” She just continued the rest of the class like nothing happened. I thought that was the way to handle it and after that I don’t remember him getting in her class ever again. He got in trouble in all the other classes with going to the principal or detention or both, but I think gained respect that day for the female teacher.

Look Calvin just don’t sweat it! Be gruel and be cool!

Look Calvin just don’t sweat it! Be gruel and be cool!

Yes, QUITE a file – but it seems Susie’s note was far more hateful than Calvin’s – and with all this cr*p happening, how will they ever get to the bug collection which was the problem in the first place?

-and you may be sure that your sin will find you out.

Numbers 32:23b

No more detective shows for you, Calvin.

Hi Mike Firesmith and friend! Wow! Did you ever oversleep! Good night all!

mentioning ur name is enough for u…….!!