some years back, i got a call like that at 2 am, went to voicemail, since it was 2 am. some guy’s wife was yelling about him, threatening him that she will leave him and take the kids, all the derogatory words about the other woman, etc…
Poor Opus…that’s what can happen when you just try to live the simple life an’ stay well under the radar of unfortunate drama…Ol’ Ronald will work things out if it’s meant to be, although he may have to get uncharacteristically creative if his drama-queen girlfriend needs an explanation of his offer to “ravish her nose with nookie nibbles.” …Hee Hee Hee
The last four of our old number was 4521. A local attorney’s office (Nixon & Nixon) is 4251. I would give people the correct number, which would take them aback a little. And I would even call N&N to tell them of messages that would get left on our answering machine (and then voice mail, after we got it).
rayannina over 11 years ago
Serves Ronald right.
thesnowleopard Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well, you did your best, Opus. Just hope she doesn’t call back.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
some years back, i got a call like that at 2 am, went to voicemail, since it was 2 am. some guy’s wife was yelling about him, threatening him that she will leave him and take the kids, all the derogatory words about the other woman, etc…
MrSulusBrain over 11 years ago
What gal doesn’t melt at the very thought of “nookie nibbles”?
wronhewitt over 11 years ago
Poor Opus…that’s what can happen when you just try to live the simple life an’ stay well under the radar of unfortunate drama…Ol’ Ronald will work things out if it’s meant to be, although he may have to get uncharacteristically creative if his drama-queen girlfriend needs an explanation of his offer to “ravish her nose with nookie nibbles.” …Hee Hee Hee
tsandl over 11 years ago
Weasle?
Caldonia over 11 years ago
nose..nookie nibbles… (writing down to request the act from future boyfriend)
ColonelClaus over 11 years ago
Old number was a digit away from the public golf course. I had fun giving tee times.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Nice of ol’ Opus to help Ronald out! What else could possibly do it, if not nose nookie nibbles?!
alviebird over 11 years ago
The last four of our old number was 4521. A local attorney’s office (Nixon & Nixon) is 4251. I would give people the correct number, which would take them aback a little. And I would even call N&N to tell them of messages that would get left on our answering machine (and then voice mail, after we got it).