Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 27, 2011

Hey, Tuesday’ll be fun, Dr. Opus!

We need Bill the Cat about now…..

If it’s Tuesday, this must be Armageddon.

I have faith in Oliver, to do something either very interesting, or very funny!

Oliver to the rescue.

Just strap a bunch of large flashlights together and put a rifle scope on the mess. It’s more than anything else that came out of that boondoggle. Better yet they will probably by at least three of them for couple a million a piece.

Hey, there were some very humorous technological tales that came out of the free electron laser research. I just can’t tell you about them. One did involve a bunch of scientists inadvertantly welding all of the exterior doors closed and frying the phone system. On a Saturday.

Oh, yes. I remember the solution.it was a success and tied up all of the remaining cash.Further spoilers I won’t give.

…and audio screamers that send you away with a headache (or a memory of some Serious rock-n-roll from away over there), and a heat-ray that makes your skin feel like it’s frying (white clothes don’t help, it’s RF). What else is still in the lab, you might not want to know!

Aaaaaaahhh, FREAK OUT!