She should just say what she means, and put out an ad looking for wild monkey sex.
Does anyone else know just how much fun it is to say, “wild monkey sex” in front of their teen-aged kids? The shades of red their faces turn (especially when it’s MOM that says it) are priceless!
I remember hooting with laughter and rolling about the floor when I first read that some years ago. Unfortunately it was at an office at Florida State University where they like to pretend to be above that sort of thing.
rayannina over 13 years ago
If I were single, I’d totally answer that ad!
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
“Sweaty snugglebunnies” sounds perfect!
ejcapulet over 13 years ago
Sweat = sticky and fur doesn’t do well with sticky. Ick.
wndrwrthg over 13 years ago
The sweatier, the better.
ses1066 over 13 years ago
Opus has feathers, do penguins sweat?
twj0729 over 13 years ago
Yeah, sweaty will do it. Throw in a few smellys, too!
mblase75 over 13 years ago
SNUGGLEBUNNIES! SNUGGLEBUNNIES! SNUGG…
Hoomi over 13 years ago
She should just say what she means, and put out an ad looking for wild monkey sex.
Does anyone else know just how much fun it is to say, “wild monkey sex” in front of their teen-aged kids? The shades of red their faces turn (especially when it’s MOM that says it) are priceless!
laojim over 13 years ago
I remember hooting with laughter and rolling about the floor when I first read that some years ago. Unfortunately it was at an office at Florida State University where they like to pretend to be above that sort of thing.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
How about “full-contact friendliness”?
dahawk over 13 years ago
Don’t pet the sweaty things!