If Opus saw a Billy Mays ad, he would buy the mighty putty or oxy clean, or whatever before he got to the part where he’s like “But WAIT!!! There’s More! If You call RIGHT NOW, you’ll get a FOURTH set, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! I don’t think that the cartoon “Opus” ever mentioned Billy Mays.
It slices and dices too, although the twaddler function is inoperable during these operations……I remembered turnip twaddler for lord knows how many years…I thought I may be the only one….glad to know there are others who remember such pointless crap.
Sisyphos almost 14 years ago
Oh, goodness! I just realized: I don’t have a Turnip Twaddler! …Opus, could you spare a friend a Turnip Twaddler? You’ve got lots….
rayannina almost 14 years ago
They can also be used to twaddle parsnips, whole beets, even rutabagas! Very handy.
mrslukeskywalker almost 14 years ago
The last must have device doubled as a yogurt squirter. Now, that was money well spent. Twaddling, not so much.
larryscountry almost 14 years ago
….But wait there’s MORE……
alviebird almost 14 years ago
Now I have a new euphemism. “That just twaddles my turnips!”
pawpawbear almost 14 years ago
GROAN
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Please please Santa Claus, I need a twaddler. I’ll be good next year.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Twaddle me this, Penguin.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Is shipping and handling extra?
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
extra!! Heck, it’s mandatory!
RadioTom almost 14 years ago
methinks someone needed to cancel Opus’ credit cards…
RadioTom almost 14 years ago
SIGH - we seem to be having either site or browser issues today - sorry for the multipost!
travburg1 almost 14 years ago
1,000 Turnip Twaddlers at 2.95 each—$2,950 S&H for each Twaddler $7.95————–$7,950 Grand Total————————————$10,900
Note: All Twaddlers will be shipped in one carton.
dfowensby almost 14 years ago
summer re-run? is this the one where he hides in the closet from the fudd-ups guy?
RadioTom almost 14 years ago
Found the issue - sorry again for double posts - ‘twas a setting I forgot to reset….
rotts almost 14 years ago
Can I do it until I need glasses?
buildingbridges almost 14 years ago
From Ronco, no doubt. And what about the “act now and you’ll receive another useless gadget” schpeil?
chinook2 almost 14 years ago
If Opus saw a Billy Mays ad, he would buy the mighty putty or oxy clean, or whatever before he got to the part where he’s like “But WAIT!!! There’s More! If You call RIGHT NOW, you’ll get a FOURTH set, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! I don’t think that the cartoon “Opus” ever mentioned Billy Mays.
pinkdryad Premium Member almost 14 years ago
and there are those who just plain shouldn’t watch tv ads anymore.
Allen Rymer almost 14 years ago
Order today and get another one for free…
I remember the days when I would use this argument to TRY to convince Mom to get one. Opus and young teenagers have one thing in common…no willpower.
I see our spammer is back.
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
1,000 turnip twaddlers: $29,000. Shipping and handling: $500. Realizing that you don’t even like turnips: Priceless.
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s a high-interest credit card.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS: Flagged the spammer.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Is the spammer here ironic or real?
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Or both? (LOST moment.)
TheAuldWan almost 14 years ago
Shipping is extra. Even more so for two day delivery
mrkiko almost 14 years ago
But wait, if you order now we’ll double the offer. Just pay shiping and hadleling. Call now.
jhouck99 almost 14 years ago
And how, exactly, would one go about twaddling ones turnip? Sounds kinky…
herrointment about 13 years ago
It slices and dices too, although the twaddler function is inoperable during these operations……I remembered turnip twaddler for lord knows how many years…I thought I may be the only one….glad to know there are others who remember such pointless crap.