Lio by Mark Tatulli
Are they picking you as a pet, or as the entree du jour?
Ah, so then he’s just a snack.
They must have a short shelf-life because I don’t see how they can breathe in there.
Alien abduction again? This time they pickled him and sent him to the grocery store before he could escape? The alien pickling solution provides an oxygen mixture for them to breathe so they are fresh to eat.
FOR SALE: EARTHLINGS, PRICE 99 CENTS EACH, USE, SQUEZE THEM AND THEY POOP!!
Look Lio face… happy face lol ;)
Oh dear - Lio Special!
They learned to put a lid on the container after the last incident.
I don’t want to be there when they open that jar. He should come with a warning label.
These kids today – every weekend, they stay out late and get pickled.
You gotta get them when they’re young and fresh. They go bad so quickly.
AMBER ALERT!
“IT’S A COOKBOOK! IT’S A COOKBOOK!”
how can lio breath
They’re for sale for $4.99 at Kid Emporium! Batteries not included, no assembly required.
If you want fat kids, it’s $19.99, plus tax.
why are they wearing clothes
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
margueritem about 15 years ago
Are they picking you as a pet, or as the entree du jour?
margueritem about 15 years ago
Ah, so then he’s just a snack.
carmy about 15 years ago
They must have a short shelf-life because I don’t see how they can breathe in there.
greeneyedtxn about 15 years ago
Alien abduction again? This time they pickled him and sent him to the grocery store before he could escape? The alien pickling solution provides an oxygen mixture for them to breathe so they are fresh to eat.
lioliolio77 about 15 years ago
FOR SALE: EARTHLINGS, PRICE 99 CENTS EACH, USE, SQUEZE THEM AND THEY POOP!!
caucel about 15 years ago
Look Lio face… happy face lol ;)
kfaatz925 about 15 years ago
Oh dear - Lio Special!
Liowatcher about 15 years ago
They learned to put a lid on the container after the last incident.
Pat Elvin about 15 years ago
I don’t want to be there when they open that jar. He should come with a warning label.
Sherlock Watson about 15 years ago
These kids today – every weekend, they stay out late and get pickled.
Dutchboy1 about 15 years ago
You gotta get them when they’re young and fresh. They go bad so quickly.
pschearer Premium Member about 15 years ago
AMBER ALERT!
TheDOCTOR about 15 years ago
“IT’S A COOKBOOK! IT’S A COOKBOOK!”
comicgirl1000 about 15 years ago
how can lio breath
chasches about 14 years ago
They’re for sale for $4.99 at Kid Emporium! Batteries not included, no assembly required.
comixmaster1000 about 14 years ago
If you want fat kids, it’s $19.99, plus tax.
Sterling M. about 2 years ago
why are they wearing clothes