Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 02, 1963

Transcript:

Frieda says to Snoopy, "You're not trained for anything!"<BR><BR> Frieda continues, "You're completely useless!"<BR><BR> Frieda says, "Even the most simple dog can be trained to fetch his master's slippers!"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "I can think of something more unsanitary!"<BR><BR>