Garfield by Jim Davis for January 11, 2004

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Jon: Sigh... Garfield, I gotta do something with my life. Garfield: Why start now? Jon: I don't know what to do. Garfield: Do what I do. Jon: I guess I'll raise my standards. Garfield: I've lowered my standards. Jon: I'll be tougher on myself! Garfield: Now I'm easier on myself. Jon: I'll take on the world! Garfield: I got out of bed this morning. Jon: Who am I kidding? Garfield: How do I do it?