FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 10, 2008
October 09, 2008
October 11, 2008
Transcript:
Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Getting my lead miniatures ready for a game of dungeons and dragons. Paige: Nerd. Jason: Marcus is coming over in about 20 minutes. I've put together my most treacherous dungeon ever. It's got monsters like you wouldn't believe. Paige: How come they all have little ponytails. Jason: Um... when suddenly, a Paige demon or a Paige troll- I can't tell which- attacks your elf cleric from behind! Marcus: You know, your sister's sneaker trend pattern is really kinda cool.
runar over 15 years ago
My sister is a demon troll.
Ray_C over 15 years ago
Lead miniatures? Must be made in China.
shippingtroll over 15 years ago
not all trolls are bad….
Ray_C over 15 years ago
Depends on what they’re trolling for.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
They’re just called lead Ray, miniatures have been made out of some lead-free alloy since long before Jason played this game the first time around. Miniature makers decided it wasnt good profit-wise to be killing their customers.
torch43 over 15 years ago
you can tell why jason hates paige.
mrprongs over 15 years ago
“Miniature makers decided it wasnt good profit-wise to be killing their customers.”
Someone tell Big Tobacco this.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Runar, this is not the first time you’ve mentioned your sister. There must be a story there…
7.G.U.Y.7 over 15 years ago
Big Tobacco and anything with alcohol.
bethluvsbooks over 15 years ago
Dungeons and dragons II: the lead- free edition. Now only your characters die!
bluetopazcrystal over 15 years ago
Poor Runar. Imagine hating one’s sister.
Etreides over 12 years ago
““Miniature makers decided it wasnt good profit-wise to be killing their customers.”
Someone tell Big Tobacco this."
If Big Tobacco’s stocks weren’t partially owned by Health Insurance companies, I’m sure it’d be useful to…