FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 03, 2008
October 02, 2008
October 04, 2008
Transcript:
Peter: Higgings! Your Jersey's too big! Go see the equipment manager! Carter! Your thigh pads are too big! Go see the equipment manager! Rhinos! Your- Coach: Generally, I leave cup size up to the players. Peter: So, um, as team manager, can I see the team doctor?
Ray_C over 15 years ago
They have shown remarkable restraint up to this point. You can knock me down, Step in my face. You can slander my name All over the place. You can say what you want About my thighs. But you’d better not comment ‘Bout my cup size.
shippingtroll over 15 years ago
someone’s been peekin’ at the urinal! that’s why there are dividers in many nowadays.
Ray_C over 15 years ago
I wonder if the equipment manager screams at the jerseys, thigh pads, and cups. I mean, he IS the manager. Safer than screaming at the wearers of same, apparently.
kfaatz925 over 15 years ago
Love the poem, Ray C.
Ray_C over 15 years ago
With apologies to Elvis, Carl Perkins, and maybe a thousand others. Thanks for the compliment, kfaatz.
Jason_Fox_Fangirl over 15 years ago
lolz. So funny.
Jason_Fox_Fangirl over 15 years ago
lolz. So funny. Peter, you are so naieve.
fredmrk93 over 15 years ago
Oh Peter! I just love your use of power!
jimboylan almost 11 years ago
Would it have been better to have told Rhinoski that his cup size was too small?