But WAIT! There’s MORE! If you order NOW, we’ll DOUBLE your order, and make the first payment for you! just pay shipping and handling, which may or may not exceed the entire purchase price!
There are two levels of failure with most of these products. It is either a good idea with no clue of manufacturing, reliability and usability, or a beautifully over engineered failed concept.
thirdguy almost 11 years ago
But WAIT! There’s MORE! If you order NOW, we’ll DOUBLE your order, and make the first payment for you! just pay shipping and handling, which may or may not exceed the entire purchase price!
up2trixx almost 11 years ago
The turnip twaddler is obsolete, though… Long since replaced by the Prostate Patoodler
SwimsWithSharks almost 11 years ago
the lettering in this old strip is unmatched in modern times.
SwimsWithSharks almost 11 years ago
I’ve gotten quite a lot of usage from my turnip twaddler. Best sex toy ever.
Black4dder almost 11 years ago
I too once thought I was immune to these silly ads. But now I have an armload of junk,courtesy of my mother-in-law at every Xmas and birthday.
kittenpah almost 11 years ago
I find those ads very seductive. Fortunately my inherent cheapness always kicks in before I buy more candidates for the trash.
PoodleGroomer almost 11 years ago
There are two levels of failure with most of these products. It is either a good idea with no clue of manufacturing, reliability and usability, or a beautifully over engineered failed concept.
Fogger_man almost 11 years ago
I’ve always needed a knife that can cut up a tin can and an old shoe right before I slice my maters!
thirdguy almost 11 years ago
I think it depends on how much she charges! :-)
jadoo823 almost 11 years ago
…i personally don’t EVER want my turnip twaddled…(isn’t that illegal in some countries?)
Caldonia almost 11 years ago
Tomatoes shouldn’t be mused, they’re already kinda mushy! And turnips should’t be twaddled, because, uh, they… Shoot, I got nuthin’. Bon apetite!