Yay for “libelous piddlypoop”…!
Whaddya got to say for yourself, Breathed? Saved, or put away?
What do you call a dead lawyer? A start.
How do you save a lawyer from drowning? You don’t.
Why do we have lawyers and the Congo basin has ebola? The Congo had first pick.
Labs have stopped testing on rats and now test on lawyers. A spokesman explained “sometimes we feel bad about harming rats”.
etc etc.
harvard law…school of chasing paper. the paper chase.
The slow zoom in today’s strip is great.
One of his best, artistically and conceptually … funny, too!
Wonder what he’s smoking in that pipe…-“Gagged, strung up and vigorously SUED!” Love it.
This was always one of my favorite Bloom County strips.
And the good news is that Bill didn’t eat this one.
Mr. Professor: are you telling us that yesterday’s conversation between Steve and Opus never occurred? that it was all invented by Berke Breathed?
If so, what personal knowledge do you have of this? Can you repeat your allegations under oath? Will you take the stand and be sworn a a witness, Sir?
I am ready to save Mr. Breathed’s little fanny, for a modest fee of course. Hee hee hee…
Years later…
Thankfully that never happened.
That might explain the abundance of missing strips lately. Bill didn’t eat them, the lawyers sued them out of existance.
What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk in the middle of the road??
There is skid marks before the dead skunk.
Berkeley Breathed
baileydean about 11 years ago
Yay for “libelous piddlypoop”…!
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Whaddya got to say for yourself, Breathed? Saved, or put away?
RG_Dustbin about 11 years ago
What do you call a dead lawyer? A start.
How do you save a lawyer from drowning? You don’t.
Why do we have lawyers and the Congo basin has ebola? The Congo had first pick.
Labs have stopped testing on rats and now test on lawyers. A spokesman explained “sometimes we feel bad about harming rats”.
etc etc.
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
harvard law…school of chasing paper. the paper chase.
Yontrop about 11 years ago
The slow zoom in today’s strip is great.
ajnotales about 11 years ago
One of his best, artistically and conceptually … funny, too!
Vonne Anton about 11 years ago
Wonder what he’s smoking in that pipe…-“Gagged, strung up and vigorously SUED!” Love it.
neatslob Premium Member about 11 years ago
This was always one of my favorite Bloom County strips.
kittenpah about 11 years ago
And the good news is that Bill didn’t eat this one.
Sir Osis of Liver about 11 years ago
Mr. Professor: are you telling us that yesterday’s conversation between Steve and Opus never occurred? that it was all invented by Berke Breathed?
If so, what personal knowledge do you have of this? Can you repeat your allegations under oath? Will you take the stand and be sworn a a witness, Sir?
I am ready to save Mr. Breathed’s little fanny, for a modest fee of course. Hee hee hee…
Gabryant about 11 years ago
Years later…
Thankfully that never happened.
kaecispopX about 11 years ago
That might explain the abundance of missing strips lately. Bill didn’t eat them, the lawyers sued them out of existance.
PrincessSarita about 11 years ago
What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk in the middle of the road??
There is skid marks before the dead skunk.