Oh, Binkley! What a wondrous poem of sheer terror! —The most horrid monsters known to humans: not the cobbled revenants of mad scientists, not lean and hungry vampires, not pentagram-cursed werewolves, not foul shuffling ghouls nor mindless zombies, not any other cursed creature from any mythology; but rather something to scare and scar poor innocents for life, draining their every resource.ARGGGH! A bed-load of LAWYERS! Run for your lives! We’re doomed!
Believe it or not, there is a television ministry that does not hit you with the infamous “plate”. ‘The Shepherd’s Chapel’. The only mention of money is at the end of the broadcast, when an off-screen voice says, “We are brought to you by your tithes and offerings. If we have helped you, won’t you help us?” Short & sweet. The first time I tuned in, I thought, “I’ll watch until he asks for money, then back to channel surfing.” Been watching ever since. He doesn’t pass the plate in his brick & mortar church, either.
rayannina over 11 years ago
A fate worse than death.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
that is unless you are with a lawyer.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Oh, Binkley! What a wondrous poem of sheer terror! —The most horrid monsters known to humans: not the cobbled revenants of mad scientists, not lean and hungry vampires, not pentagram-cursed werewolves, not foul shuffling ghouls nor mindless zombies, not any other cursed creature from any mythology; but rather something to scare and scar poor innocents for life, draining their every resource.ARGGGH! A bed-load of LAWYERS! Run for your lives! We’re doomed!
beculp over 11 years ago
I thought it is a conspiracy of lawyers when a bunch of them are together
sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago
My, my. The bed bugs have “matured.”
kittenpah over 11 years ago
The most frightening possiblity would be if they decided these are billable hours.
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Or, if they were preachers and televangelists teaching fire and brimstone with their collection plates out….
klunker rider over 11 years ago
Could always be worse, could have been Lobbiest
Sir Osis of Liver over 11 years ago
The ultimate visit that can come out of a closet of anxieties. You just can’t top that!
Bob. over 11 years ago
Compost
rw1h over 11 years ago
Speaking of preachers and lawyers, I believe there’s a passage in my Bible that says Samson slew 1000 Phillistines with the jawbone of a lawyer………………
alviebird over 11 years ago
Believe it or not, there is a television ministry that does not hit you with the infamous “plate”. ‘The Shepherd’s Chapel’. The only mention of money is at the end of the broadcast, when an off-screen voice says, “We are brought to you by your tithes and offerings. If we have helped you, won’t you help us?” Short & sweet. The first time I tuned in, I thought, “I’ll watch until he asks for money, then back to channel surfing.” Been watching ever since. He doesn’t pass the plate in his brick & mortar church, either.