Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 08, 2009

You can’t throw a spell fast enough to escape this one.

“Lest we forget”

Is your life insurance paid up Wizard?

Rolling pin anybody!

I guess he’s going to find out exactly how flexible he is!

Blanche is now going to teach the wizard to master the corpse position.

For heaven’s sake: run Wiz, RUN, RUN, RUN ………. !!!!!!

I wouldn’t worry. He can outrun her.

You want to live until tomorrow, right Wiz?

Farewell Wiz, it’s been nice to know you.

She kinda looks like Barney

(the dinosaur)

.…and this move is The Rhino Dropkick….

I may not be too bright, but I would have said the same thing.

I agree with Blanche! JAD - Unitards are usually stretchy material which can be very tight and very hard to pull up over the bouncy bits.

It’s a good thing that unitard is so tight, Wiz. You would be in big trouble if she could move. It should take her a few day to extricate herself from it. That should be enough of a head start. (I hope for your sake.)

Not to worry. The Wizard could out crawl her running.

A husband knows his wife best!