Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 26, 2023

I can’t stop looking at his creepy teeth.

I need to know about the ducks!  How are they alike??  HOW ARE THEY DIFFERENT?!?

https://lamefrogapplause.blogspot.com/2023/05/all-about-ducks.html

Migraines can be an aneurism in the brain vessels. Buzz buzz_ Avon calling. Wanna pop for Cologne in a glass shaped buck bottle? If the aneurism bursts then you’re the lucky one where life’s buck stop’s here.

Wedge Room scents of fresh lemon since lemonade was served.

It’s pretty bad walking down the detergent aisle at the supermarket.

Don’t knock it ’til you try it.

Good thing he doesn’t walk around with that boldly wedgie…yikes!

No, it takes a BFH for that. (Big Effin’ Hammer.)

have you tried cologne named “headache” as antidote?

Execrable colognes should be called execrapable …!

( unused word recycled )

The Maul and Mallet, of the best pubs in Froglandia.

First there was Karate cologne (pronounced- Kar-Raw-Tay,) then there was Axe body spray. Now, The Bath Mat Factory is proud to introduce Maul, for when you want to smell like a wedge of rusty old tool steel. 3 out of 5 people preferred it to an old leather shoe!

What a model this guy is! One ear, gap-teeth in a tiny mouth, cadaverous eyes. And to top it off (so to speak), a cranial wedgie (but not splitting, the Creator assures us) as a metaphor for disliked cologne.

Does this mark the appearance of a Brutalism in advertising? Rather heavy-handed way of hammering the Point home, if so….