Jeff Danziger for May 25, 2023

Six dwarfs in search of Snow White…….

Danziger missed the opportunity to have De Senseless in white boots.

And is Nikki, Wild Diplomat of the South, wearing a skirt?

We could ask Pence if she is “commando,” but he would have to get Mother’s permission to check…

(I’m not really slamming Pence on this, just following Danziger’s joke.)

For those of you wondering, back in the early 60s, there was a Disney movie, “Nikki, Wild Dog of the North.”

The blurb for it on IMDB says, “The rugged Canadian wilderness is the backdrop to this story of a dog separated from his owner.”

Here the blurb is:

“The vicious Republican Primaries are the backdrop for lackluster politicians demonstrating that it is not only bird poop that falls from the sky..”

Rated R for ridiculous.

The WORST CASE of Air Pollution EVER!!!

Where is the orange baboon? Has he already landed or is he still hiding in the plane?

Delusional deplorables one and all. There are too many like them in other countries, as well. Only a fool would vote for any of them. Sadly, the world seems to have no shortage of fools.

Only DeathSatan has a parachute. Pity. Do they think they can fly, or that the voters will save them? I love your lack of planning on their part.

Splat!!! It would be nice.

old Abe is spinning in his grave

What th?… No idea what the point is here.

Political suicide drop.

Hey look… Pigs CAN fly…

I’d love to pack their chutes… with old towels, fishnets, packing pee-nuts, maybe a dead cat or two.

Thanks for the list, Jeff, otherwise I’d never know who these nobodies are.

It’s the pre-primary season. I expect edge-cases to do their best to get enough publicity to draw some money from the likes of the Koch folks and the bankers. But when it comes right down to the wire, I think that the GOPowers that Be will fold and support the orange mistake unless he’s literally insupportable. By being dead, in hiding in another country or in jail here (and maybe not even that last).

NH governor Sununu was on The View this morning. He said that the Repubs have good ideas and policies but their “messaging” is bad. God thing I wasn’t drinking anything.

When discussing book bans, he said that parents should control what their children read. He ignores that all of the lists I’ve seen refer to ONE PARENT complaining which results in suppression by ONE PERSON. That’s ridiculous because someone will object to something in every book.

Sununu also said that the government causes inflation while ignoring that inflation was global. Inflation was caused by supply chain issues and then was made worse by fossil fuel companies inflating their prices while making record profits. Then other companies raised prices including some that inflated their prices far beyond their increased costs.

None of them are looking to lead the 74,223,975 out of it self-exile from adulthood.

They probably snort Snow White in their spare time.

I hope Trump chooses MTG for veep—that should scupper his 2024 run (when the votes are counted, they’ll start screaming “Stop the Steal” again)

What has happened to the party of Lincoln ? The GOP have fallen into utter madness intent on bankrupting our country. Matt Gaetz said as much the US economy is their hostage and there should be no negotiations. I don’t even want to see the debacle of next year’s presidential election and the aftermath

I hope they all stream

I swear to God, I thought Republicans could fly!

where’s Hershel?

Why anyone would want to be Trump’s VP is a total mystery to me. But, I’ll just bet Pence – who is the most namby pamby Republican there is – is thinking about it.

Cute metaphore — “in descending order” — Drumpf must be on the ground already.