Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for May 26, 2023

In a couple of years folks can look forward to Trump after his prison sentence.

A Song for Martha and Her Friends

Well, we’re big hash slingers

We got golden fingers

And we’re loved everywhere we go

We sing about beauty and we sing about truth

At ten thousand dollars a show

We take all kind of pills that give us all kind of thrills

But the thrill we’ve never related

Is the thrill that’ll get ya when you get your picture

On the cover of Sports Illustrated

[with absolute sincerest apologies to Dr. Hook]

I suppose she eats well has a personal chef, exercises with the help of a paid coach and of course there’s the plastic surgeon as well. $$$.

She like the Energizing Bunny…keeps on going!

With all the crimes committed by politicians, and still walking around free…they picked Martha for an example….BOO HISS!

Not just politicians, the wealthy as well. Being rich is the ultimate get-out-of- jail free card. Martha just didn’t have enuff cashola

Mr. Wiggly: The last panel, tied up in the curtain rope as punishment for his deeds in the proceeding strips. I think.

Anyone out there more observant than me (and I’m not all that observant) let me know what you see.

You bet, dear. Having money is good for everything…

The less said about Jailbird Martha, the better.