Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 26, 2023

Try to keep the racial slurs at bay.

Unfortunately, Miles considers “nerd” to be a complement, so Kevin’s all out of ideas.

Try not to reveal any secret jealousies.

P.C. Don’t want to accidentally offend.

The boys can’t call each other names. They love each other too much.

Oh. Oh no. I suddenly have a sudden sinking feeling where this story arc is going.

How about “you pusillanimous obfuscater”? Neither will know what it means and honour will be satisfied.

Well, I know what you shouldn’t call him.

Well, to counter “Sweet Potato”, something food related…perhaps “Cabbage Head”.

Sweet potato is a sweet name, not an insult.

I GOT IT! NO ONE, ESPECIALLY a black boy, can come back from the almighty DOUBLE NI-!!!

I would never want to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Attributed to Mark Twain

Low begotten, turkey trottin’, bandy legged, snaggle-toothed gapesee.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate.”

“You’re a ****************** Miles Wallace”

I got it… “Keeping Up with the Kardashians fan”.