‘Ghost of a monster pig!?’ I believe this man may be misconstruing something… Perhaps he’s seeing Cupid, fully grown, still carrying about his symbolic bow and arrow!!
It’s obvious that this guy has been infected by the Chinese Green Scribble-20 virus … some say it it wasn’t screened adequately at their WooHoo virology lab for gain-of-feng-shui purposes …!
I’ve been in contact with our own beloved Rotifer (https://weather.com/news/news/2023-03-31-tornadoes-storms-arkansas-tennessee-illinois-mississippi-missouri) because I was worried about him. Power is out. His generator kicked in, though. The neighborhood next to his in Little Rock was damaged heavily.
Not impressed. If you’d open your pinch-purse and spring for some new-and-improved screens for your parlor, plus a few charms, and maybe even an incantation or two, the Monster Pig Ghost would cease to haunt you!
davidob about 1 year ago
It is good to know that the opponents were properly screened.
Radish the wordsmith about 1 year ago
Does everything have to be interdimensional?
Randy B Premium Member about 1 year ago
The HVAC unit under the window shuddered, paused, and resumed with a pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.
Superfrog about 1 year ago
He could always make time for spooky spare monster ribs.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 1 year ago
I fight with a raccoon who hangs upside down on my “squirrel proof” bird feeder and eats the bird’s safflower seed at 2:00 a.m.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Pig, Sow, and Hog, the other white bird meat. Humans come in meat too. We are buried as a raw meat or some meatballs, and meatheads.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Bow and arrow guy on a standing chair rocked around. Must be part of a dear stand out in the country. The parlor could serve pizza and do haircuts.
Thus be a pizza, beauty parlor.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Poop going through a screen..
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Script for a Hee Haw Show.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago
Your youth is a mask but it’s not made to last
For we all have a past to out run
When the mask comes undone
And we race on and on
Through the fiery portals of hell…!
Go and tell all your friends
That you’ve witnessed the end
Of the World in a Dream…
—Be Bop Deluxe: Sleep That Burns; Startburst Finish – 1976
Idle hands are the Devil’s Workshop.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 1 year ago
‘Ghost of a monster pig!?’ I believe this man may be misconstruing something… Perhaps he’s seeing Cupid, fully grown, still carrying about his symbolic bow and arrow!!
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
There’s a ghost of a chance, you’re hopping and wishin for a slab of thick meaty bacon…
Linguist about 1 year ago
Johnny Nolan has a patch on his @ss
.
Kids chase him
thru screendoor summers
.
Thru the back streets
of all my memories
.
Somewhere a man laments
upon violin
.
A doorstep baby cries
and cries again
.
like
a
ball
bounced
down steps
.
Which helps the afternoon arise again
to a moment of remembered hysteria
.
Johnny Nolan has a patch on his @ss
.
Kids chase him
.
(Lawrence Ferlinghetti. “22”. A Coney Island of the Mind. NY: New Directions, 1978.)
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
It’s obvious that this guy has been infected by the Chinese Green Scribble-20 virus … some say it it wasn’t screened adequately at their WooHoo virology lab for gain-of-feng-shui purposes …!
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
What did he do in his non-spare time that was more important than the swine ectoplasm priblem?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Monster Pig going on in a Funeral Parlor.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago
I’ve been in contact with our own beloved Rotifer (https://weather.com/news/news/2023-03-31-tornadoes-storms-arkansas-tennessee-illinois-mississippi-missouri) because I was worried about him. Power is out. His generator kicked in, though. The neighborhood next to his in Little Rock was damaged heavily.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Not impressed. If you’d open your pinch-purse and spring for some new-and-improved screens for your parlor, plus a few charms, and maybe even an incantation or two, the Monster Pig Ghost would cease to haunt you!
Or, call Ghostbusters….
coltish1 about 1 year ago
Looks like I picked the wrong day to miss GoComics.
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago
…we all have our dreams to hold on to…
…but that’s not what I’m holding on to at the moment…