Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 31, 2023

Or a distraction planned by the opposing team. Lots of people will do anything to win.

It’s like contacting an alien race that, by amazing coincidence, speaks a language identical to English. Until you have to communicate more complex ideas and it turns out that they’re actually just close enough for you to ask where the bathroom is.

unfortunately, Phoebe doesn’t have a tail… I mean she used to have a unicorn tail once upon a time as well as goblin tail, but not presently

The Blaseball crossover I didn’t know I wanted.

I adhere to the Forcefield Fly rule. Stop the little sods from getting near you in the first place.

I hesitate to ask what the Designated Hitter does in Unicorn Baseball.

Would that be part of the Unicorn swat team?

It sounds like an overly-complicated version of “Running of the Leaves”…

So, like many unicorn things, it’s nonsense. Got it.

I stay away from any sports where the rules take longer than 15 minutes to enumerate.

Infield Fly Rule: Less than two outs. Runners on first and second or bases loaded. Batter hits a popup in fair territory, routinely catchable by an infielder. Batter automatically out. Runners advance at their own risk.