Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 29, 2023

ICECREAM DONT COUNT ITS NOT FOOD

That’s a really dumb rule. You begin digesting 30 minutes after eating. You either go in right after, or wait a couple of hours.

30 minutes is the worst possible time to get a temperature shock.

Americans.

Why take health advice from that Tub O’lard in the chair??

Get it before it melts!

The pool’s not going anywhere, get the ice cream.

Get the ice cream, it’s 50% off, you only need to wait another 15 minutes before going in.

Nice bathing suit :-)

A reminder that Broomie is not related to the Wicked Witch of the West!

I’d go with the Ice Cream in this case because it’s 50% off and I like to take advantage of opportunities.

Not really.

Don’t worry Broomie, the 30 minute rule is just an Old Wives tale.

Just go swimming, Broomie!

oh yeah, SO TOUGH…

Awwww Broomy looks so cute in her swim wear. LOL

If you have ice cream it’s another 30 minutes,Broomy! ☺️

Buy the ice cream.. then jump in the water and enjoy your ice cream. I doubt there is a sign specifically saying “no eating ice cream in the pool” And because you are already in the pool the 30 minute rule does not apply.

Turns out the 30 minute thing is a myth, so go for the ice cream!

“I scream for ice cream!”

Funny, that life guard doesn’t look like an old wife, so why is he spreading tales like that?

Actually you displace more water after eating, so therefore you are more buoyant.

I don’t know, that water looks a little murky, I’d go with the ice cream.

It’s no decision at all. It’s 50% off ice cream…..

If it’s 50% off you only have to wait 15 minutes.

When Fate sends you half-price ice cream, forego swimming, Broomie! The water will still be there tomorrow!

Love the bathing suit.