RJ’s unique metabolism enables him to virtually inhale enough Twinkies every day to blow up like the Goodyear Blimp, but then be back to his former trim self within a matter of hours or even minutes. If only the medical and pharmaceutical and weight loss and sweet snack conglomerates could find a way to create that kind of metabolism in everyone who has similar appetites!
scote1379 Premium Member about 1 year ago
One way to attract the attention of the Federal Alphabet !
danketaz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Could you make that 2:30? I’m already scheduled for a late lunch.
Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago
Don’t worry about it RJ. You’re already something of a train wreck.
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
You just don’t get it, RJ. Do you?
david_42 about 1 year ago
The first panel brings to mind, Rollin’ Wild http://www.rollin-wild.com/
CaveCat87 about 1 year ago
Yeah, there’s just no talking sense into RJ. Try explaining it to him in a way that he’ll actually understand.
santa72404 about 1 year ago
How big? Look in the mirror big.
Jefano Premium Member about 1 year ago
RJ’s unique metabolism enables him to virtually inhale enough Twinkies every day to blow up like the Goodyear Blimp, but then be back to his former trim self within a matter of hours or even minutes. If only the medical and pharmaceutical and weight loss and sweet snack conglomerates could find a way to create that kind of metabolism in everyone who has similar appetites!
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’m of the pretty sure opinion that Norfolk $ Southern could schedule that for you Verne
sandflea about 1 year ago
It’ll be bigger than tRump’s inauguration.
cmxx about 1 year ago
“. . . . out of breath lifting your eyelids” ROFLMAO