bacon by Lonnie Millsap for March 17, 2023

No but i do wish you were a beer.

Don’t like grape.

Orange you glad you asked?

Is that a Colt 45?

If it were fruit punch, there could be trouble.

Is this because I’ve got The Fireballs Bottle of Wine on my playlist?

If that’s the amount of his daily beverage, someone needs to orange an intervention.

Orange vs grape Nehi. Which do you drink?

Well, I’ve always wanted to try orange and grape sodas mixed, if you know what I mean, nudge nudge. You know if we could swing it, wink wink.

Nope, always hated Grape Crush, it tasted like kids medicine back in the day, but I loved Orange Crush, especially with a Goo Goo Cluster on a hot afternoon.

no. not really. sometimes Jenny McCarthy or maybe Lilly from AT&T or Jacqueline MacInnes Wood mmm. not grape though

Nope.. I like the color of pee.

“No, but I did once wish you were grape.”

“Actually, I really wish I hadn’t taken those pills that are causing me to hallucinate that I’m talking to a giant anthropomorphic bottle of soda.”

Does the bottom of my ‘glass’ look too big?

I used to love all fruit flavoured soda. Now they all taste like food colouring. :P :P :P