What a Hammond! With more practice it could mean big Buxtehude for him. A Widor audience Franck-ly. His agent should act sly as a Virgil Fox. Advertise him as a combination Ethel Smith (The Argentinian Firecracker) and Albert Schweitzer. We can only Dupre. (I know this mish-mash means little to most of you. I should just pipe down and stop.)
It all started when then they were pretending to be composers for a prequel to The Terminator, the Pot said to the Kettle “You be Mozart and I’ll be Bach.”
rekam Premium Member about 1 year ago
Groan!
pearlsbs about 1 year ago
The kettle seems to be aroused by her praise.
Ratkin about 1 year ago
Very klavier.
TonysSon about 1 year ago
Right now, Beethoven is rolling over.
Bilan about 1 year ago
Faker. He’s not playing the organ, he’s actually whistling the Fugue In D Minor.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
i think my brain pulled a muscle from the stretch in that pun! Pastis worthy!
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
What a Hammond! With more practice it could mean big Buxtehude for him. A Widor audience Franck-ly. His agent should act sly as a Virgil Fox. Advertise him as a combination Ethel Smith (The Argentinian Firecracker) and Albert Schweitzer. We can only Dupre. (I know this mish-mash means little to most of you. I should just pipe down and stop.)
gammaguy about 1 year ago
She’s on the Bach burner.
Doug K about 1 year ago
It all started when then they were pretending to be composers for a prequel to The Terminator, the Pot said to the Kettle “You be Mozart and I’ll be Bach.”
iggyman about 1 year ago
Or John Sabastian! (Lovin’ Spoonful")!
iggyman about 1 year ago
Very good one Scott!
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
Shouldn’t the pot be green and more laid back?
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
Chili’s is changing its theme song: “I want my Baby Bach, Baby Bach, Baby Bach Ribs.”
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Hot Stuff!
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
…and he’s whistling while playing the organ…
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
The kettle met the pot when he was the featured star on The BACHelor.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Aahhh – Bach!
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Wait until they go from the fire to the frying pan…
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago
If the door is baroque don’t be Haydn. Come around Bach and jiggle the Handel.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Even the organ is groaning
cactusbob333 about 1 year ago
Cooking on the beet oven, and Moe’s art on the wall. After that, I’ll be Haydn.
Chalres about 1 year ago
I’m guessing the pot is holding their own hand, and the colorist didn’t realize the kettle’s right hand on the keyboard is not in sight.
dlaemmerhirt999 about 1 year ago
UUUUUGH!!!! ARRRRGH!!! (GOD I love Mr. Hilburn.)
zeexenon about 1 year ago
Actually, he’s erasing all his work … you know decomposing.
Gonzojr about 1 year ago
Don´t talk back to your mom you li’l kettle
Lablubber about 1 year ago
The suspense is boiling over.
T... about 1 year ago
Thanks Scott, very funny…
Radish the wordsmith about 1 year ago
I’ll be…
zenyattafan about 1 year ago
Stephan Pastis, will you give Scott Hilburn some lessons in puns?
Angry Indeed about 1 year ago
Bach is making a grand encore know as the Boy’s Bach in Town.
Angry Indeed about 1 year ago
One of Bach less known classics: “Cher in a G String”
tee929 about 1 year ago
The kettle is whistling a happy tune!
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
looks like tickling the keys tickles her fancy…
SavannahJim Premium Member about 1 year ago
Bach? More like BLECH.
cmxx about 1 year ago
Oh, no no no. Puns are all about the sound. For a pun to work, it has to rhyme with the original word. Bach doesn’t rhyme with black.
Darryl Heine about 1 year ago
Polly put the kettle on…
arthurhoule 10 months ago
This is what pot does to you.