P2: ToBe has learned that Valley referees, like the NCAA and NBA, will not be calling a palming (turning the ball over) offense. Meanwhile, they may want to see a doctor about that severely hyperextended left wrist.
P3: I suppose we should feel good about Henry finally stating the score (and a reasonable total at that) in the right order.
Gil must have these refs in his pocket too. How could they not call ToBe carrying that beachball down the court? I don’t even think he’s dribbling. And speaking of thinking, you should be thinking about reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
News flash! Ellisburkes (the real Ellis Burkes anyway) will be a rotating studio guest commentator for Cleveland Guardians (a.k.a. Gindians) on Balley Sports regional broadcasts for the 2023 baseball season, or at least as long as Balley can pay their bills.
Wilma is playing Diana Ross’ “It’s My Turn” off of a boom box borrowed from Mimi.
Fred will have none of it
“Wilma, I have to get my testosterone level at peak performance. I got this 8-track of James Brown’s ‘Get Up, I Feel Like Being a Sex Machine, Parts 1 & 2’ and I have to plug it in now so I can plug it in better later. You understand my quest for the Holy Grail, do you not?”
Mud Mountain Murphy will NOT be coming out of his cabin until 10:00PM tonight. The Glenwood Cruise faithful will be blessed until that time with The Blackwood Brothers’ “God Is In Control Of The Helm and/or Funny Business On This Cruise Ship” Gospel concert and Kiss’s “Do You Love Me, Wilma” extravaganza. Patrons are advised to attend early to avoid congestion at the door. No more Gil & Mimi Using A Crowbar When All Else Failed incidents.
Rex, WHERE IS ol’ Mud, BTW? He bought 10 bags of Chee-tos at the Glenwood Cruise Snack Bar and took them back to his room? Is he doing belly flops in the Cruise captain’s private pool? Or Jacuzzi? He can’t be out somewhere in the Atlantic singing “Them Muddy Boots” to the hammerheads.
An investigation was carried out by the Cruise Pinkertons. We’ll have more as soon as we know something.
Klubble about 1 year ago
Tobe skates down the ice with the ball…
crettawva about 1 year ago
It appears that way from all the hard work Mop Man puts into the gym floor.
bearwku82 about 1 year ago
Somewhere, Paul Westhead is quoting Shakespeare. Tobe or not Tobi. Is that the question?
artegal about 1 year ago
Apparently, both centers have gigantic, basketball-sized hands.
dadjo about 1 year ago
P1: The gratuitous big hand panel.
P2: ToBe has learned that Valley referees, like the NCAA and NBA, will not be calling a palming (turning the ball over) offense. Meanwhile, they may want to see a doctor about that severely hyperextended left wrist.
P3: I suppose we should feel good about Henry finally stating the score (and a reasonable total at that) in the right order.
James St. John Smythe about 1 year ago
I assume that’s a misprint. The score should be 38-28 after the first quarter of this high school game.
hifirick1953 about 1 year ago
Man, that one day of Apache drills is really paying off
Mopman about 1 year ago
Gil must have these refs in his pocket too. How could they not call ToBe carrying that beachball down the court? I don’t even think he’s dribbling. And speaking of thinking, you should be thinking about reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Irish53 about 1 year ago
Tobe needs to go by the VT bench and talk a little s***…. “ hey coach!… you’re in trouble! … you got no one who can guard me!….whaddaya’ gonna do?…”
lemonbaskt about 1 year ago
is tobias the dude looks like a lady charecter ?
Gil-doh! about 1 year ago
News flash! Ellisburkes (the real Ellis Burkes anyway) will be a rotating studio guest commentator for Cleveland Guardians (a.k.a. Gindians) on Balley Sports regional broadcasts for the 2023 baseball season, or at least as long as Balley can pay their bills.
metals24 about 1 year ago
No budget cuts at VT as they break out yet another uniform color combination.
tdrewhardin about 1 year ago
Meanwhile on the Glenwood Cruise Ship Lollipop
Wilma is playing Diana Ross’ “It’s My Turn” off of a boom box borrowed from Mimi.
Fred will have none of it
“Wilma, I have to get my testosterone level at peak performance. I got this 8-track of James Brown’s ‘Get Up, I Feel Like Being a Sex Machine, Parts 1 & 2’ and I have to plug it in now so I can plug it in better later. You understand my quest for the Holy Grail, do you not?”
Mopman about 1 year ago
Milford After Dark episode 9 is now online, starting ours truly. And I must say, I’ve never looked any better!
tdrewhardin about 1 year ago
This just in
Mud Mountain Murphy will NOT be coming out of his cabin until 10:00PM tonight. The Glenwood Cruise faithful will be blessed until that time with The Blackwood Brothers’ “God Is In Control Of The Helm and/or Funny Business On This Cruise Ship” Gospel concert and Kiss’s “Do You Love Me, Wilma” extravaganza. Patrons are advised to attend early to avoid congestion at the door. No more Gil & Mimi Using A Crowbar When All Else Failed incidents.
Rex, WHERE IS ol’ Mud, BTW? He bought 10 bags of Chee-tos at the Glenwood Cruise Snack Bar and took them back to his room? Is he doing belly flops in the Cruise captain’s private pool? Or Jacuzzi? He can’t be out somewhere in the Atlantic singing “Them Muddy Boots” to the hammerheads.
An investigation was carried out by the Cruise Pinkertons. We’ll have more as soon as we know something.