Think about a snail crawling onto an airplane in NYC, crawling back to its assigned seat, eating a peanut, then crawling to the restroom, returning to its seat and then, after a short pause, crawling off the airplane. I can picture that as a world tour. Now purchasing the stickers is a problem, but not the trip. Hey, the airline might retire the airplane by then.
Reminds me of back in the day when people would proudly plaster bumper stickers of all the places they had been. They didn’t make bumper stickers where I had been.
allen@home about 1 year ago
Yeah i’m finding trouble believing that as well.
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Yeah, there’s no way he could have got out of Paris alive.
Erse IS better about 1 year ago
Travel stickers are easily available online…
ꜝ about 1 year ago
snail mail is slow, but it gets around
seanfear about 1 year ago
definitely not Paris. Definitely.
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
Turbo in his later years?
jel354 about 1 year ago
Those stamps are less dangerous than another type.
akachman Premium Member about 1 year ago
Super cute!
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 year ago
George Santos pre-reincarnation.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
His name is Matt and he does a little dance.
bookworm0812 about 1 year ago
Check his passport.
Investtillitsgone about 1 year ago
He never would’ve made it back from Paris!
smgray about 1 year ago
Oh look. It’s the George Santos snail.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
It’s easy to travel anywhere in the world when your name is Elon Mollusk.
jango about 1 year ago
Around the World in 80 Days…but at a snail’s pace would take better part of a millennia
txq about 1 year ago
George Snailtos
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
Dollar Store just around the corner sells stickers.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Escargot in a light garlic sauce …yummy!
LOL!
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 year ago
Think about a snail crawling onto an airplane in NYC, crawling back to its assigned seat, eating a peanut, then crawling to the restroom, returning to its seat and then, after a short pause, crawling off the airplane. I can picture that as a world tour. Now purchasing the stickers is a problem, but not the trip. Hey, the airline might retire the airplane by then.
mwksix about 1 year ago
It’s easy if those are airmail destinations!
paranormal about 1 year ago
The patches cover holes in his shell…
xSigoff Premium Member about 1 year ago
Reminds me of back in the day when people would proudly plaster bumper stickers of all the places they had been. They didn’t make bumper stickers where I had been.
T... about 1 year ago
Some hood kid’s tagging him…
dsatvoinde Premium Member about 1 year ago
Tokio, TX Paris, TX London, AR Rome, GA Athens, GA ……(the first is a stretch)
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s the ‘Santos Snail’!
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
Odds are that he IS exaggerating….
j.l.farmer about 1 year ago
How old is he, a thousand?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 year ago
Not unless he is the spoiled pet snail of some wealthy world traveler.
wordsmeet about 1 year ago
Maybe he’s a spoiled escargot and he got rejected from all those places?