Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 22, 2023

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    soundcomm  about 1 year ago

    Land of the Dollar stores!

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    Those are real life businesses. The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee uses its own fast food restaurant name instead of calling it McDonald’s or something so did Wizard of Id creators have to pay to use those names?

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Just like with Columbus, it could be a discovery to them – for the kingdom and people of Id.

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    Uncle Kenny  about 1 year ago

    A little product placement here?

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 1 year ago

    It’s New Jersey!

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s way to clean to be California or New York City.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Get your docking fee ready.

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    Stake a claim on one, Rodney. Id would be proud.

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    zerotvus  about 1 year ago

    What? no tattoo parlors???

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    Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Necessities are a dollar, but the nasty, trendy coffee is going to cost you.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    They’ve discovered New Jersey!

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Nothing like a beachfront store…

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 1 year ago

    in a 1970’s book Robert parker had a character drive from Boston to cape cod and spent a page describing what he saw-car dealership, coffee shops, motels that looked like log cabins…ending with “Maybe Squanto got it wrong.”

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    The land of cheap items!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How convenient. Dollar stores next door to a Starbucks. After paying for your coffee they’re the only place you can afford to shop.

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    TheDadSnorlax Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Not only that, they found the future!!!

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    Marcia Gibson Premium Member about 1 year ago

    They are missing a KFC and Subway

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Turn around and go back. Quickly.

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    Calvinist1966  about 1 year ago

    Maybe the land was discovered by the characters in Moby Dick as Starbuck was among them. I remember another character called Starbuck in the original Battlestar Galactica.

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    yip yip yip   about 1 year ago

    To them they didn’t know it existed, so they just discovered the land along with food in a bag/box/cup/wrap and cheap items that don’t work or cost as advertised. Yes Starbucks coffee is food. My wife said so. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 1 year ago

    So, the land of ID is in the Caribbean? Good to know.

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    DavidSharp Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Just imagine: if this had really happened, the country now known as the USA could be called the USR—United States of Rodnica.

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    karlykru Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s a “Twilight Zone” moment; OY!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Man will destroy any piece of land they could find for profit…

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    blakerl  about 1 year ago

    They have discovered cheap shopping and quality goods. Lets face it the Kingdom of ID has found the land of shopping. The King will soon go broke.

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    squireobrien  about 1 year ago

    Inhabited or not, they may be the first Idiots to discover it.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Geez, Parker and Hart, what’s wrong with the word ’I’m’? That sentence needs a pronoun.

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    DawnQuinn1  about 1 year ago

    Registered trademarks.

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    I think I see a Walmart on the horizon

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Every place looks like every other place.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 1 year ago

    “Not until I declare it discovered.”

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 1 year ago

    No Dollar General? Then it can’t have truly been discovered. Those other signs must have just washed ashore.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    AND, you travelled into the future. Nice job of sailing ….

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    del_grande Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Discovered, yes, but it appears to be primitive – no Dollar General (or Subway, for that matter)

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    Angry Indeed  about 1 year ago

    Ain’t that a beach?

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Do they have a flag?

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