Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 25, 2023

Whether it be 10 minutes or £10, Chalkie is going to pay for Andy’s pints.

Somebody has to. Besides Flo, that is.

For Andy it is more quantity than quality…

I spend about a minute on this comic.

He never pays for a drink.

I prefer a porter or a stout.

Well, certainly not his own money.

Andy makes a pint last ten minutes??

Andy seems like a slow drinker.

I’ll take around an hour drinking a good ale or stout.

good, and funny, question at the same time, Chalkie.

That long, huh. I’m surprised.

Well, time IS money. Or so ‘they’ say.

That is all it takes…..

Andy has the time – if you have the beer…

Chuckle.

The real question is, Chalky, how much money will you spend on a beer for Andy?

Andy savors the stuff. But quickly.

Any longer and someone else swipes it.

He wouldn’t know, it hasn’t happened yet.

Ten minutes huh? Sounds slow for the guys I knew.

In that time it’s likely to get warm…

no, no…he should have said “depends on how much you have, Chalkie”

It usually depends on how much money Andy manages to mooch off other people.

my issue was usually having a 30 minute lunch. 4 to 6 minutes getting to the bar catty corner to work. Get 4 beer down in 12 minutes, then 4 to 6 to get back to work.

Anything past 2 minutes and it starts getting hot. Must be all the friction from the effervescence.

No chug for this lug.