B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 25, 2023

He’s nearly there already.

Those two guys don’t like Huge Ants.

That ant may be overweight. But at least he is healthy. As his home is full of anty-bodies.

That was cruel and unusual pun-ishment.

So the other two were regular ants and the other guy was a gi-ant?

That’s the Hercules of ants. Yip yip yip yip yip

There was a time when sheer bulk is what made a good lineman in American Football. 350 pounds of flab was all that mattered. Now teams want them to be big AND strong.

I see linemen with a lot of arm strength AND a flabby stomach. I have concerns about carrying around that much body weight even if a lot of it is muscle. What happens to you when your playing days are over?

you’d be surprised. :J

The fat one can probably eat 100 times his own weight..

I’ve seen, maybe a million ants in my time but I’ve never seen a fat one.

Sumo ant!!

In the movie Antz, Z (voiced by Woody Allen) said he was an outcast because he could never lift more than 10 times his body weight

OK lets test this. So I weight one ant and then drop a weight = to 100 times his weight, he will not go smash. Oh my the test failed he smashed. Turns out ants can carry 10 – 50 times their body weight, or maybe little more! but not 100 times more.

So, why do some only carry part of a leaf?

No ant could lift more weight than Charles Antlas.

One time I lifted 101 times my own weight.

Looks like Alfred Hitchant.

Lends a whole new definition to haulin’ @$$.