Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 22, 2023

He’s quite a motivational speaker.

Long Covid cat owners.

Ted Talk?

A Teddy talk?

Ted 3

the trick is get everything just right before lying down

We could barely hear him over the roar of the crowd!

He’s their hero – their role model. They want to know how he does it.

So a brown bear is the keynote speaker at a cat convention!

Sorry but completely wrong!! 1. Cats already experts, have nothing to learn. 2. Even if they weren’t experts, they still would not care.

Hello friends. Me is here to gives talk.

The Bear Talks?….

Unmotivational speaker.

Ted-dy Bear Talks!

Me bearly talks, when me get oPURRtunity me does it.

Bear in mind he’s speaking to cats…

*De*motivational speaker

That’s my dream…

Once again, Mark: You nailed it!

He looks a little grizzled.

This feebly reminds me of an old and funny Garfield cartoon.

Nobody draws cats like Mark Parisi. I wonder if they sell posters, heheh.