Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 15, 2023

All opposed to what Marigold said, say “NEIGH!”

Just a few days ago, a melody came to me in the middle of the night, and I just had to record myself humming it before I forgot. The next morning, I didn’t even need to listen to it to realize it was a song that already existed.

“The Unicorn’s Guide to Better Living” by Marigold Heavenly Nostrils!

I’m sure it will be a compelling read.

this makes me wonder: how smart is marigold in human terms, like her IQ?

I wish people would quit stealing all the great ideas that I was just about to have.

She must have worked at Apple

What She means is that it’s the first unicorn self-help book.

So the punchline is that Marigold acts like a four-year-old.

Marigold needs to read the self-help scroll on that and which. It will improve her level of enlightenment.

Is there anything humans have made that unicorns have not made (or claim)?

You can’t argue with a unicorn…

Yes the new world by George Orwell: It is because I say it is.

Don’t try to talk her out of it; Marigold’s got a bit in her teeth — so to speak.

Now this is our dear unicorn being VERY DIFFERENT from me, and in anyone or anything else it would be annoying at best, but when Marigold does it, I somehow can’t help but love her more. I think she looks especially cute with glasses, too.