Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 20, 2023

A sports pool isn’t really gambling for me, because I never win…..

I’ve been to Las Vegas twice, but it was the nearby lake and desert scenery and the beautiful hotel decorations I enjoyed the most.

That guy needs to be on the other end of his gambling addiction hotline.

That guy took a bath, a bird-bath!

I guess it’s a great job for a gambler, might get a good tip sometimes

I won two sports pools in two different jobs.

Had no idea on what I was betting on!

Local TV stations here seem addicted to running so many really annoying ads since a recent change in the law. Even with the sound off, I don’t see any mention that the odds are against one winning.

He should have let a chatbot make his picks.

I have just over 20 Go Comic’s I check every morning and Shoe is the only one that never fails to have my funny bone tickled each and every morning! Thank you Gary & Susie for giving me a reason to get out of bed each morning! You are a National Treasure!!!

Gamblers who feel glum always feel bettor the next day.

As for me, I’ve never lost a lottery drawing. Never.

It’s like being a Jewish accountant working for a Catholic church, Don’t follow, just do your job…

The Perfesser takes a gamble, and loses.