Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 08, 2023

Tsk, tsk.

Caught that, too!!

How alluring.

I got one of those stuck in me… I needed a sturgeon to remove it.

What a pain in the bass that was!

Who makes The Master Baits?

Is the name “Sylbilly” a pun of some sort? Obviously it resonates with “hillbilly,” but does the “Syl” mean something that I (knowing nothing about fishing) don’t recognize?

When you fish with master baits, you should expect a constant push and pull on the line.

LIB a Drunken Muskie

Looks like a good idea for a t-shirt… though there would be some places you wouldn’t want to wear it.

Something like when Sony had the Beta machines, then the Super Beta and then the Master Beta.

Lotsa frat-boy humor here.