Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 08, 2023

Sally: “Objective is when I hit you in the head with a bat. Subjective is all of your whining after that.”

If it was true love he would have used R.

So … no more spreading on the sheets?

I would think she should be happy the program is saving her the trouble of dumping him.

This works in politics too.

“There’s no sense in being precise when you don’t even know what you’re talking about”

― John von Neumann

This sounds suspiciously like a relationship agreement; very Sheldon-esque.