…girl power, yeah!..
…what Joe didn’t tell her…
…he liked watching her behind…
…er…
…I mean from behind…
…the unwoke sexist dog…
…um…
…no offense against dogs…
…I like dogs…
…I have a dog…
…one thing both Republicans & Democrats agree on is the definition of Woke…
…Woke: the realization that there are more than just straight white people in America…
…I like the curved ones myself…
…I mean as I run behind Jessica…
…look at those curves…
…lame, I know…
Well, I hope he was mad at himself for not training harder and being a better person through dedicated effort.
Nobody ever complains about transgender females ruining men’s sports.
I bet he doesn’t rhyme stuff as well either.
Disappointing prizes to win:
—A genuine Ziggy® signed bath mat.
—The cheesy bread recipe Martha Stewart refused to use.
—Mr. Green Jeans’s green jeans.
—Kevin McCarthy’s desk plaque that says “I Bend Over!”
—A Commodore 64.
Prizes I wouldn’t mind winning:
—A guitar pick Frank Zappa once used. (Actually, that might have some monetary value, so might not qualify.)
—The U.S. map place mat that Homer Simpson was looking at when he said, “Oooh, there’s a New Mexico!”
—One of the commemorative pens Biden used to sign The Respect for Marriage Act. (Also might not qualify.)
—A field guide to Horace Horse’s elevators.
—Any promotional material that actually convinces someone to go to a Rockies ball game.
—An overcast day in Punxsutawney.
He’s sad, he’s been had!
But she’s glad, ‘cause he’s a cad!
Don’t get mad, get glad female napkins. Home run napkins. The pain, the pain, stays only on the 911 plane.
next, step on him
Nike has come a long ways since then …!
So who came in THIRD?
Reminds me of when I’d write home from college
" No mon – no fun, Your Son "
And the reply was always:
" So sad, too bad, Your Dad "
He got second place. You were next to last.
She’s manly – he’s girly – look at their hands.
Geez, Louise! Where’d you get your spiffy racing duds? A sponsorship tie-in?
As for him, at least he looks the part of frustrated trackman….
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago
…girl power, yeah!..
…what Joe didn’t tell her…
…he liked watching her behind…
…er…
…I mean from behind…
…the unwoke sexist dog…
…um…
…no offense against dogs…
…I like dogs…
…I have a dog…
…one thing both Republicans & Democrats agree on is the definition of Woke…
…Woke: the realization that there are more than just straight white people in America…
…I like the curved ones myself…
…I mean as I run behind Jessica…
…look at those curves…
…lame, I know…
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well, I hope he was mad at himself for not training harder and being a better person through dedicated effort.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Nobody ever complains about transgender females ruining men’s sports.
coltish1 about 1 year ago
I bet he doesn’t rhyme stuff as well either.
coltish1 about 1 year ago
Disappointing prizes to win:
—A genuine Ziggy® signed bath mat.
—The cheesy bread recipe Martha Stewart refused to use.
—Mr. Green Jeans’s green jeans.
—Kevin McCarthy’s desk plaque that says “I Bend Over!”
—A Commodore 64.
coltish1 about 1 year ago
Prizes I wouldn’t mind winning:
—A guitar pick Frank Zappa once used. (Actually, that might have some monetary value, so might not qualify.)
—The U.S. map place mat that Homer Simpson was looking at when he said, “Oooh, there’s a New Mexico!”
—One of the commemorative pens Biden used to sign The Respect for Marriage Act. (Also might not qualify.)
—A field guide to Horace Horse’s elevators.
—Any promotional material that actually convinces someone to go to a Rockies ball game.
—An overcast day in Punxsutawney.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
He’s sad, he’s been had!
But she’s glad, ‘cause he’s a cad!
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 year ago
Don’t get mad, get glad female napkins. Home run napkins. The pain, the pain, stays only on the 911 plane.
charles9156 about 1 year ago
next, step on him
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
Nike has come a long ways since then …!
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
So who came in THIRD?
Linguist about 1 year ago
Reminds me of when I’d write home from college
" No mon – no fun, Your Son "
And the reply was always:
" So sad, too bad, Your Dad "
Jml58 about 1 year ago
He got second place. You were next to last.
lawguy05 about 1 year ago
She’s manly – he’s girly – look at their hands.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Geez, Louise! Where’d you get your spiffy racing duds? A sponsorship tie-in?
As for him, at least he looks the part of frustrated trackman….