Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 24, 2009

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Bless those Ray Gun Proof vests!

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    OpenWings  over 14 years ago

    Assuming he’s got two - one to wear, one in the wash! xD

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    Good thing Lio had on his Ray : Gun Proof : Vest under his pullover!

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    Dutchboy1  over 14 years ago

    I wonder what Lio did to honk off this guy to the point of wanting to disintegrate him?

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    Desultourist  over 14 years ago

    Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, judging from the insults.

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    guitarmutt  over 14 years ago

    Wow, it didn’t even singe the sweater. That is an impressive vest.

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    Robert Mulbry Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I have to get me one of those!! ;-)

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member over 14 years ago

    How did Lio know that the alien was going to zap him ?

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    Desultourist  over 14 years ago

    Time travel. The bomb that Lio sold them was just a shiny casing full of used pinball machine parts.

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    donhef  over 14 years ago

    Luckely, he was wearing his dis-integration proof vest…….(shades of Duck Dodgers in 24th and 1/2 century)….

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    dstufff  over 14 years ago

    Dosen’t everyone put on their ray-gun proof vest in the morning just in case you meet an alien? Don’t you also make sure you put on clean underwear before you go out just in case you’re in an accident?

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    Simon_Jester  over 14 years ago

    How much would you be willing to pay for this amazing home convenience?

    50 dollars?

    75 dollars

    100 dollars?

    Well don’t answer, because if you order NOW, you get the Popiel Ray-Gun Proof Vest for only $19.95!!!

    And we’ll also send you the Popiel Mind-Probe Deflector; keep those pesky aliens OUT of your head.

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    dianecliff  over 14 years ago

    Lio’s just prepared like a boy scout…. a creepy boy scout.

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    shewith5  over 14 years ago

    Just gos to prove that you should always wear SOME kind of protection when leavingte house. Never know when a nasty little alien will try to kill ya’

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    dixiedamsel  over 14 years ago

    Did he get to keep the saucer? Might come in handy.

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    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    Maybe if Jimmy Carter had one of those, he would have won another term…

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    bald  over 14 years ago

    lio, can i borrow that ray proof deflector vest, i have to go to my sister in laws next week and i am pretty sure she is an alien

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    TheDOCTOR  over 14 years ago

    Fortunatly Lio has a supply of “Welcome to ROESWELL,NM” bumperstickers to slap onto any abandoned UFO’S

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    tg464  over 14 years ago

    Where can I get a vampire bunny doll?

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    mrprongs  over 14 years ago

    dapperdan61, he knows the language. The alien said, “Prepare to die, Earthscum!”

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    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    DF, I think Carter would have needed a “Rabbit-Proof” vest, not ray-gun proof, although I do get the pun on Ronnie.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    Also available: Probe-proof pants. 8)

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    RioBravo  over 14 years ago

    Love Lio’s lamp.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago

    If I’d been wearing my tin-foil hat I wouldn’t need to fix the hole, ♫where the rain gets in & stops my mind from wandering.♫

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    Aryalover  over 14 years ago

    He should have take the ray gun AND the saucer. Always pick up defeated enemies’ weapons.

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    sensrule92  over 14 years ago

    You can get the most interesting things at The Sharper Image these days, it seems.

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    VancouverRaven  over 14 years ago

    Don’t care how much they are, I want one!

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    siddartha999  over 14 years ago

    want Want WANT !!!

    Vest AND matching underoos please… need em’ large though ;)

    as to the vampire bunny; I bet there is either a maker willing to accommodate or one already made on Etsy

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    aeidla  over 14 years ago

    @Desultourist:

    XD Good one!! I bet it WAS Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged! He got all the way to L!

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